Sorry boss, but I just meet a reindeer with a bioluminescent nose. Isn't that wild! Truly this is a marvel of biology and zoology! We need to research this bizarre phenomenon.

but i wanna be a dentist! this makes me a marginalised person, and totally the victim of bullying just like that weird red-nosed dog thing

I was at gnome

I'm already really good at being an elf.

Also that movie has a really fucking weird plot that we just kind of accept. An outcast deer with a light bulb nose and an elf who wants to practice dentistry just kinda wander off because Santa and his management are absolute pricks with no redeeming qualities. The elfs sing a song they wrote in Santa's praise and he's PISSED that he has to sit through it. They then encounter a gold prospector and in order to evade the yeti they end up on an island of shitty toys governed by a lion. They then go back where they came from, shitty toys in tow and tame the yeti using dentistry. Santa then realizes he can take advantage of a light bulb nose cause he has no headlights despite there clearly being electricity. It's like an Aqua Teen plot

I took the day off for some elf-care

I mean, listen, we're talking about practice.

Any elf that needs to practice is no true elf

I'm already my best elf