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Sorry boss, but I just meet a reindeer with a bioluminescent nose. Isn't that wild! Truly this is a marvel of biology and zoology! We need to research this bizarre phenomenon.
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You should be wiggling your ears, not looking at reindeers.
but i wanna be a dentist! this makes me a marginalised person, and totally the victim of bullying just like that weird red-nosed dog thing
i wanna be a dentist
Ah, a guitar pedal collector
homie acting like you never coveted a very specific blues driver model
😤 all about that Big Muff
fuzz 4 lyfe
I was at gnome
I'm already really good at being an elf.
Also that movie has a really fucking weird plot that we just kind of accept. An outcast deer with a light bulb nose and an elf who wants to practice dentistry just kinda wander off because Santa and his management are absolute pricks with no redeeming qualities. The elfs sing a song they wrote in Santa's praise and he's PISSED that he has to sit through it. They then encounter a gold prospector and in order to evade the yeti they end up on an island of shitty toys governed by a lion. They then go back where they came from, shitty toys in tow and tame the yeti using dentistry. Santa then realizes he can take advantage of a light bulb nose cause he has no headlights despite there clearly being electricity. It's like an Aqua Teen plot
Also that movie has a really fucking weird plot that we just kind of accept.
the 60s really was the era of weird ass-plots in movies.
I took the day off for some elf-care
I mean, listen, we're talking about practice.
FUCK
Any elf that needs to practice is no true elf
wow.
I'm already my best elf