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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm already really good at being an elf.

Also that movie has a really fucking weird plot that we just kind of accept. An outcast deer with a light bulb nose and an elf who wants to practice dentistry just kinda wander off because Santa and his management are absolute pricks with no redeeming qualities. The elfs sing a song they wrote in Santa's praise and he's PISSED that he has to sit through it. They then encounter a gold prospector and in order to evade the yeti they end up on an island of shitty toys governed by a lion. They then go back where they came from, shitty toys in tow and tame the yeti using dentistry. Santa then realizes he can take advantage of a light bulb nose cause he has no headlights despite there clearly being electricity. It's like an Aqua Teen plot

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Also that movie has a really fucking weird plot that we just kind of accept.

the 60s really was the era of weird ass-plots in movies.