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You ask think you're so smart with your theory. But why bother fighting when you're not fighting with the real people controlling everything. Take, for instance, ask the things that the illuminati have under their direct rule:

  1. the post office
  2. water florination
  3. Hollywood movies and Tom Nicholas uploads
  4. Etsy
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look buddy

I already have the Grey's, the Hunt Club and the Camorra to worry about

I don't have time to go after the Illuminati

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Look, I'm trying, but there's a lot of tiny Spanish villages, and I'm having trouble finding one where people's heads explode into giant parasites after being shot.

They're really well hidden.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I'm already wrapped up dealing with the Rosicrucians, the Bohemian Grove, and October's Very Own; my hands are tied.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

red scare is the illuminati

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

the illuminati are just a front for the inuit cabal that secretly brews all coffee under the antarctic ice, and controls the world

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

this is addressed in the zine "How to overthrow the Illuminati". libcom has it in web and original PDF.

with its website: Overthrowing the Illuminati | Jailbreak out of Capitalism

and if you prefer Como derrocar a los Illuminati (traducción español)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

y u put floraid in the facet water???

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's so bad about water florination? You hate when there's flowers in the water?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

flowide is how government overreach to steal from the hard working dentist industry

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

More like the i-poo-minati amirite

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

You forgot to list the most important thing under our control: Hexbear. illuminati

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