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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I saw that video a few weeks ago and holy fuck is that a funny bear. He goes straight for the candy aisle, eats his favorite chocolates, then leaves. Comes back later and does the same thing. Gets chased out of the store by animal control, but not before taking a bag with him. Waits for the automatic door to open before going in or out.

Makes sense he's a poster here.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

He also shoplifts at the self-checkout. :gigachad:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

lmaooo doesn't he steal shit from behind the counter a few times? I think he swiped a candy bar near the register one time.

Unlimited shoplifting comrade bears on petite bourgeois 7/11 owners.

hexbear-shining

Edit: LMAOOOOOO nope the bear who terrorizes the register is this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThB-7EIPPT4

I've seen the bear in OP before. He likes to mostly eat on the aisle floor, not near the checkout:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xApoL_UdFvM

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"I need 3kg of beanis for an owl! Hurry up! No, I'm not paying!"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

If they've gone into hypobeanic shock they'll need 10 ccs of 1% beanis sulfate injected directly into the weanus.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The revolution that feeds the owls gets my support parenti-hands

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

beanis

was about to say-

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago

STALIN SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED AT BERLIN! THE SINO-SOVIET SPLIT AND ITS CONSEQUENCES HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR HUMANKIND!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

"German unification was a mistake."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Give me all your salmon, I'm not asking twice!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

YES HE DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU SELL JARRITOS?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

DISCULPE SEÑOR, ¿SE VENDE JARRITOS?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

YOU'RE NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE SIGN WILL NOT RESTRAIN ME!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idk something about DS9 I guess

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

dark souls 9? 😳

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

GTFO SCAB, we're on strike! (the bear works there)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAINBOW IMPERIALIST

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

aww x3 💖

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

CHICKEN NUGGIES!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

DIRTY USHANKA!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

First thought that came to mind was all of the lyrics.to suffrsgette city by David bowie.