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[+] 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I saw that video a few weeks ago and holy fuck is that a funny bear. He goes straight for the candy aisle, eats his favorite chocolates, then leaves. Comes back later and does the same thing. Gets chased out of the store by animal control, but not before taking a bag with him. Waits for the automatic door to open before going in or out.

    Makes sense he's a poster here.

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    He also shoplifts at the self-checkout. :gigachad:

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    lmaooo doesn't he steal shit from behind the counter a few times? I think he swiped a candy bar near the register one time.

    Unlimited shoplifting comrade bears on petite bourgeois 7/11 owners.

    hexbear-shining

    Edit: LMAOOOOOO nope the bear who terrorizes the register is this one:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThB-7EIPPT4

    I've seen the bear in OP before. He likes to mostly eat on the aisle floor, not near the checkout:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xApoL_UdFvM

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    STALIN SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED AT BERLIN! THE SINO-SOVIET SPLIT AND ITS CONSEQUENCES HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR HUMANKIND!

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago

    "German unification was a mistake."

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU SELL JARRITOS?

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "Give me all your salmon, I'm not asking twice!"

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  • [+] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
    [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    YOU'RE NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE SIGN WILL NOT RESTRAIN ME!

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)
  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Idk something about DS9 I guess

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    CHICKEN NUGGIES!!!

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAINBOW IMPERIALIST

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    GTFO SCAB, we're on strike! (the bear works there)

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    DIRTY USHANKA!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    First thought that came to mind was all of the lyrics.to suffrsgette city by David bowie.

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