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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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The illegal dissolution of u/bureaucrat is one of modern Humanity's greatest tragedies, promises from older generations unfulfilled.

Its dissolution and the subsequent collapse of the communal account bloc was one of the worst things to happen in these last few centuries, there's nothing left behind but a rotting corpse of what was once a beacon of hope for a better world.
I try to stay positive when thinking about the future, but at the same time I know things most likely aren't going to improve in my lifetime.

But one day, in the future after Imperialism has been defeated and Capitalism blotched out, I hope future generations will look back upon ours as the generation that learned from our predecessors and moved forward.

To all bureacrats, keep building the path towards a better world so the people that come after you can enjoy that world. We will win eventually, it's inevitable.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

they banned the hive mind bit account a few days ago

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Incorrect, Bureaucrat deleted the account

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

tomato tomato they gone either way

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Potato tomato

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

only a matter of time i suppose

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

They did not ban it, one of the users deleted the account, as a pre-emptive measure, since one of them was using the acct to argue against other people

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

bureaucrat was not banned, it ate dorito chip vertically, iykwim

More obvious hint

what if we deleted ourselves? posadist-nuke


[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

The prophecy is true centrist

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

The Illegal Dissolution of [email protected] by the Coward Robert Ford

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I liked the bit but debating users from the account no-fun-allowed

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Debating libs was funny because they usually didn't understand they were talking to multiple people and one of them got mad that Bureaucrat replied to EVERY comment they made in a thread. Once they started debating mods about meta shit and bans, it was over.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah there was one lib, either a zionist or a both sideser I can't remember that really got riled. Peak bueracracy posting

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

and so soon after new puppy emotes were added doggirl-cry

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Gonna cry about it? Maybe piss and shit your pants? force-choke-2

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

they deserved it lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

s/beaurcrat/anonymous/g and you get the picture.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

That means the time is ripe for someone to make a "Bearocrat" shared account that just responds to everything with bear emojis and references to Fat Bear Week.