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Any ways of hating my wife you recommend for a beginner?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Hate your wife

Grill up some dogs

Have a pint with the m8's

'simple as

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hating your wife is an art. It's not enough to merely hate her. You have to make tiny, micro-aggressive pokes at her self-esteem daily, hourly, for years. With everything you say. "How's the weather?" "Better than my wife's cooking." Shit like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I definitely want to find the balance of hating her but never getting a divorce. It's very important in boomer culture to be unhappily married

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Divorce is anathema to the boomer. You must endure. Just think of the wife jokes you'd miss out on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I'll have to ask my husband when he wakes up

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

make sure to be annoyed by everything she says esp so if she's given you decades of commitment

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

She has been very dedicated and only the most committed of wives deserve constant sniping behind their backs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Convince yourself that every tiny thing she does that you find even slightly annoying was done on purpose to bother you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It makes sense my wife would be out to get me, just like the rest of the universe