I'll have to ask my husband when he wakes up
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Hate your wife
Grill up some dogs
Have a pint with the m8's
'simple as
Hating your wife is an art. It's not enough to merely hate her. You have to make tiny, micro-aggressive pokes at her self-esteem daily, hourly, for years. With everything you say. "How's the weather?" "Better than my wife's cooking." Shit like that.
I definitely want to find the balance of hating her but never getting a divorce. It's very important in boomer culture to be unhappily married
Divorce is anathema to the boomer. You must endure. Just think of the wife jokes you'd miss out on.
make sure to be annoyed by everything she says esp so if she's given you decades of commitment
She has been very dedicated and only the most committed of wives deserve constant sniping behind their backs
Convince yourself that every tiny thing she does that you find even slightly annoying was done on purpose to bother you.
It makes sense my wife would be out to get me, just like the rest of the universe