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Finally a good argument for burying Lenin.
communism
maybe lemons. i like lemons.
Houses
I’d give them away for free and crash the housing market hard
I want to see what kind of video games grow on trees.
The games get more complex as the tree does. It grows one game at a time and the bigger the "better" the game gets. So it starts making like Pong but then progresses through NES then SNES titles. Then after a while its growing with modern AAA titles.
All Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley
some dignity >.>
dignitree
Enriched uranium
Olives probably
you, reading about olive trees HOLYYYYY SHITTTTT
Boy do I have a tree for you
gommunism
Bourgeoisie. I mean it's impossible for tree to grow humans but this shouldn't make us stop with the first part of that experiment.
Friends
Burgers!
yards of linen
It'd go to Washington DC and bury one of those small suitcase nukes.
What if i bury myself alive until the tree sprouts? Get some breathing tubes and such.
Clone tree
Though as the tree's "seed", you would have to remain there forever to keep giving it life
Bet, alternate version of me are just as valid as the OG. I'll carry on to start the Zoive(Zoift hive)
Gun tree
REAL ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS SO I CAN HAVE AN ARMY TO OVERTHROW THIS ROTTEN EMPIRE
NOTE TO FEDS: THIS IS A JOKE AND IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS
Apples.
This way I have fresh apples tomorrow and I don't have to go to the store!
World Peace
A giant panda. A plant sprouting large mammals would be a scientific marvel.
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Do we need to stick to the laws of physics, or can we get magic involved?
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Turkish Delight
Communism
is the speedy tree growth a property of the soil, location, or of whatever we plant in there? if i plant a fruit do i get a tree that gives out instant growth seed versions of that fruit?
because if so i'd like to patent 1 day growth date seeds.
diamonds, so i can disprove the labor theory of value like a boss, epic style
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