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Finally a good argument for burying Lenin.
A tree
Good news, you're describing a tree. You can do this
goooood answer
i was gonna say cannabis
maybe lithium?
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Burying a tree would be a real pain though.
Unless it was like a bonsai
The prompt was "If you could"
maybe lemons. i like lemons.
Hopefully no one would steal them
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some dignity >.>
dignitree
I want to see what kind of video games grow on trees.
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gommunism
Friends
My wife: "Gold... Oil..."
For an oil tree, I'm imagining it would be it's sap.
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World champion winning thoroughbred racehorse semen
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What if i bury myself alive until the tree sprouts? Get some breathing tubes and such.
Clone tree
Though as the tree's "seed", you would have to remain there forever to keep giving it life
Bet, alternate version of me are just as valid as the OG. I'll carry on to start the Zoive(Zoift hive)
Hex, is it immoral to become your own omelas? Asking for a friend.
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It'd go to Washington DC and bury one of those small suitcase nukes.
Apples.
This way I have fresh apples tomorrow and I don't have to go to the store!
yards of linen
communism
Houses
I’d give them away for free and crash the housing market hard
REAL ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS SO I CAN HAVE AN ARMY TO OVERTHROW THIS ROTTEN EMPIRE
NOTE TO FEDS: THIS IS A JOKE AND IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS
Bourgeoisie. I mean it's impossible for tree to grow humans but this shouldn't make us stop with the first part of that experiment.
genitals
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A giant panda. A plant sprouting large mammals would be a scientific marvel.
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Olives probably
Boy do I have a tree for you
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solar panels
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Enriched uranium
is the speedy tree growth a property of the soil, location, or of whatever we plant in there? if i plant a fruit do i get a tree that gives out instant growth seed versions of that fruit?
because if so i'd like to patent 1 day growth date seeds.
Burgers!
diamonds, so i can disprove the labor theory of value like a boss, epic style
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An amalgam of precious metals. Gold, platinum, palladium, tec.
Do we need to stick to the laws of physics, or can we get magic involved?
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Hot chip
estradiol
A Nintendo Switch
whatever the most expensive, in-demand medicine is i guess
insulin maybe? idk but i'd be passing that shit out like hotcakes
Insulin is actually pretty cheap to produce, people are just getting scalped by pharma corpos.
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Salted and roasted sunflower seeds. I have an apple tree, and it is the bomb!
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