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[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

mfw I realize I'm absolutely soaked in piss

(like seriously, why is he so WET in these pics?)

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

First day of drinking school

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Man, you guys are gonna have a SED who can't hit his target smh

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The US keeps getting less and less competent maintainers of empire. Surely it will collapse soon. In the meantime it'll be funny and terrifying alternatively.

A constantly drunk and wet American SED would definitely be funny.

(Also sick PFP)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Thank you, made it myself!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Awesome. Good taste and good skills

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Mwahhh the Deus Vult champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a Commiefornia champagne by Donald Trump, inspired by that same excellence...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

"I'll stop drinking if I get confirmed for SecDef" is one of the top bits of all time

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

He looks like he's doing a decent Chris Farley impression.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Christ even at my drunkest I was still able to use my lips to hold the booze behind my teeth

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

It's like a series of Francis Bacon paintings all called "Portraits of Self Crucifixion"

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

big. wet. nazi. man.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I thought the booze-nazi had been cancelled because of woke.

Are they still going to put him in charge of the imperial murder machine? Truly amazing.

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