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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/28116747

Footage posted online shows Georgia deputies responding to a call from the sheriff, who was unhappy with the restaurant's service.

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Officers then attempted to enter the establishment. However, the doors had been locked by staff inside who were concerned for their safety, having previously dealt with disgruntled customers who they had found to be intimidating.

Smart.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

I thought that was going to say

the doors had been locked by staff inside who were concerned for their safety, having previously dealt with police who they had found to be intimidating.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I didn't realize that this wasn't an onion article and thought it would go like

"Officers then attempted to enter the establishment. However, the doors had been locked by PULL-signs and could not be forcibly pushed open."

After reading the article though, this seems like the cops are on that mental level. So yeah...

[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I remember this story. Unsurprisingly the guy also won reelection the next month.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That is actually surprising to me. I guess I'm still too hopeful that behavior matters to voters, and that negative actions have negative consequences.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Fuck with a man's burger and you get consequences.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (4 children)

What would cause a bulbous belly like that?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not sure if you're just referencing whatever this image is from but if you're serious, the answer is alcohol and a sedentary lifestyle

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I meant the question literally. I know a lot of alcoholics, and none of them look like that. Is it from swollen organs?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I realized I didn't actually know so I just looked into it and apparently it's a lot of things. But the gist of it is that alcohol abuse fucks up your intestines which leads to bloating. Also alcohol has a lot of calories

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Thanks for the information.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Whatchu lookin' at his belly fer?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can embed these pictures if you do ![](https://i.imgur.com/a1VB28O.jpeg)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Excellent. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Mustard Tiger!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Alcoholism.

My grandfather looked very similar.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You sure yer gramps wasn't driving cheeseburgers down his gullet? Nothin' goes better with beer than a couple of dirty burgers with cheese. Baaaaam!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I imagine the dirty poutine combo was part of it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

ohhh this is an old story. I was like wtf it happened again????

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That's disheartening.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You know what I do when a fast food restaurant gets my order wrong? I say "oh, that sucks," and then I eat my food. Food service employees don't get paid enough to deal with normal disgruntled customers, and especially not disgruntled law enforcement officers on a power trip.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"me get wrong thing"
"sorry here two correct thing"
"splendid"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I just ask for a refund, and if they don't do it, I go straight to a chargeback on my credit card. This has only ever happened once, tbh. Hold the business accountable.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Hey, I ordered the double with cheese, but this is a spicy chicken...."

"Oh whoops, sorry about that sir let's try that again."

Try this first maybe?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago

"The sheriff [...] says the incident is being politicized in an attempt to win votes in the upcoming local election..."

Well yeah no shit, he said that as if it's a bad thing! If you don't want your retarded abuses of powers to be politicized, don't act like a retard while abusing your power!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

That look like spit to you?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

These people need to be stripped of power and banned from holding office for the rest of their lives

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

OP, this story is two months old.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

And the incident happened a year and a half ago.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But the story is timeless.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I dont want a Large Farva

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

If I were a cop, I wouldn't eat out, at least in uniform. Disgruntled citizens gonna put on their own special sauce.