Careful not to lionize this billionaire for killing a billionaire. We don't know what his social media is like.

The caves of Barcelona yearn for billionaire flesh

billionaire down

and down, and down, and down

article does not say whether they were able to retrieve his body. 100 meters deep? bet they let him rot down there

Damn, did someone cool get the Death Note or something?

more like Mangone

Billionaires are something else.

I have made so much money that I should be able to do incredibly dangerous stunts in my free time.

I am very smart.

some time later...

The capitalists pit themselves now? Yeah they pit themselves now

The billionaire then become kinetically embroiled in a gravity-involved incident, colliding at high speed with Earth, a 4.5 billion-year-old planet the oligarch had reportedly been exploiting. The world, known for supporting terrestrial life, was apparently uninjured by the impact according to relieved witnesses

fell into a ravine while hiking through caves with his family.

maybe one of them pushed him

On 24 April 2013, the eight-story Rana Plaza commercial building collapsed in Savar, a sub-district near Dhaka, the capital of Bangladesh. At least 1,127 people died and over 2,438 were injured. The factory housed a number of separate garment factories employing around 5,000 people, several shops, and a bankand manufactured apparel for brands including the Benetton Group, Joe Fresh, The Children's Place, Primark, Monsoon, and Dressbarn. Of the 29 brands identified as having sourced products from the Rana Plaza factories, only 9 attended meetings held in November 2013 to agree a proposal on compensation to the victims. Several companies refused to sign including Walmart, Carrefour, Bonmarché, Mango, Auchan and Kik. The agreement was signed by Primark, Loblaw, Bonmarche, and El Corte Inglés.

And of course this gets a lot more sympathy than the 1127 Bangladeshis that died partially due to his insatiable greed.

What a great year for CEOs

More more more

oh no!

is the cave okay? do we have a gofundme for the cave yet?

The bourgeois yearn for the pits

comrade cave

The Caves are rife with miasma and beguilment and you shouldn't go in them. They're not for us.

smoke em if u got em

This is why they didn't want to publish Luigi's manifesto

Billionaire down!

Send a load of billionaires down to bring his body back.

Mango Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

It shouldda been him at Nutty Putty

Bro fell into Plato's cave 💀💀

He's trying to free the prisoners

If those Barcelona caves get explored this is a price I am willing to pay.

Sending prayers and thoughts to the Barcelona cave.

Filling out my billionaire pokedex in 2025.

Chief Executive

He failed the water bucket drop, skill issue

YIPPEE!!