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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Hooters but it's a pc hardware store called 'Puters

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Hooters is short for Hetero Ooters

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hooters but it's an owl sanctuary called Hooters

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Every horny boomer that shows up there to order chicken wings gets pooped on by all the birds. bird-screm1 bird-screm-2

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Hooters but it's trying to retain relevance to its boomer demographic and it's called Hoot Hearse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Hooters but it shows comedic outtakes from movies and it's called Bloopers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Now I have the urge to hit up Gooters

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Hooters but they sell networking equipment and it's called Routers to make technical people have an aneurysm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It's called goochers and the wait staff are all twinks in C-strings