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[-] [email protected] 185 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago

Had to take a bite out of that sweet tart pie nonetheless

[-] [email protected] 95 points 7 months ago

im so fucked if anyone irl finds me on Lemmy holy shit

[-] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

I love watching the crushing realization of ones own internet brain rot setting in.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

It's not brain rot if the internet is an outlet where you can be who you truly are. It's the rest of the world that is fucked for forcing people to hide their interests and identity.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Fair point, if only real life could be the hedonistic frontier that the internet is.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

fr like, why cant we just all fuck all day😮‍💨

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

We truly do live in a society

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

I exist IRL. I found you.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

same boat bae

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

This sucks. Implies he can only like a trans woman if he's bi and not if he's straight.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What makes you think there's a trans girl involved? Could just be a femboy. Also, there's nothing wrong with bi dudes liking trans girls.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I suppose that's possible, but the lack of clarity on that point still makes me uncomfortable. And there's nothing wrong with bi dudes liking trans women, obviously. I am a bi dude who happens to be dating multiple trans women.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Goddamn, dude. Leave some genitals for the rest of us.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

bi flag in the bg of the last panel.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Because the idea that a man attracted to trans women could not be straight is transphobic. Trans women are women and a man attracted to women can be straight regardless of whether they're trans or cis.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

So wait, are they a femboy and not a trans woman then?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I think boils down to "similar optics, different gender identity", but I'm neither of these flavors so I really don't know. But for this joke, I think either works.

Calling for assistance: we need a ruling here. Halp.

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I used to work in a pizza place, and the head cook was from Mexico working on his citizenship. He helped me with my Spanish, and I'd help him with his English. One day, we discovered that jokes was a good way to discover any loss in translations, so jokes became our preferred method of conversation.

One day he said he's got a great joke, but he's not sure if it'll work in English, so he's asks to tell me if it works. I tell him to hit me. The joke:

A guy and his girlfriend have been together long enough to move in with each other. Being a new(ish) couple, they're still pretty frisky. Every time they're finished and basking in the after glow, she plays with his junk, just gently kneading the balls in their sack. After a few months, he asks her why does she always play with his balls afterwards. She looks him dead in the eye with a Mona Lisa smile, gently kisses his lips and whispers in his ear "because i miss mine."

He asked if the joke works in English. When i quit laughing, i said it does. That was 2006, and it's still one of my favorite jokes to this day.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

Because I was made in a factory that processed nuts

[-] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

yeah I noticed that's why I'm hitting on you.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Anyone else see Little Mac?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, it's a costume party.

... how is he holding that beer?

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I…

Okay this works on at least two levels.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Nut a problem

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

hmm...they come with nuts....body creme maybe?

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