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[+] 107 points 2 years ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] 61 points 2 years ago

That's very dangerous. Turtles can stay stuck on their back forever if no one is around to put them right side up.

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (5 children)
  • [+] -7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I think one of these people lived a stressful life and the other did not.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yea, touring nation wide is stressful. Living a cushy life taking bribes in congress is so easy for Mitch.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I honestly think that the job of a politician comes with some level of stress. I think there is a lot of hostility in that area of work and competition. So the stress comes from external factors like people trying to run against you and stuff like that.

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago

    Nice. Too bad he got up.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Let me know when he doesn't get back up.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    For the last 5 years at least it has been normalized that these geriatric parasites can just stay in office until full dementia kicks in. At what point will people understand that these muppets don't make real decisions? Each one is an organization in of itself, and people running it and calling shots is not the figure head.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    If only he'd fucking stay down.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    love it, get your weak ass up bitch ass mitch. Quit your fuckin job if you're unfit you frail shit. Bow out and decay in the sewers ASAP feeble trash

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    What? And give up all that power? What reason would he have to go on living if not to inflict misery on everyone else day after day?

    There’s probably a paragraph in his will insisting his corpse is propped up on the senate floor until it liquifies, just to increase everyone’s suffering.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Biden is too old but Mitch is fine?

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Coming soon, wooden props to keep McConnell upright, followed by a starring role in the Weekend At Bernie's movie franchise.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    lol who cares??

    His actions have killed millions and hindered progress in America by tens and tens of years.

    Fuck off Mitch. Nobody actually likes you. Nobody really loves you. You sold out. I hope you die miserable, scared, and alone.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    They should just start wheeling him around on a gurney

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    This is now to where Theo Von has the point:
    "I don't really even care anymore about his politics or whatever, anything like that. It's just that it feels like elder abuse to be pushing the guy around telling him he's the major of the world and shit like that. He don't even know where he is anymore"

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  • [+] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
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    Thoughts and prayers

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Don't flip him over. If he can't get off his shell that's Gods will.

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