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[–] 111 points 2 years ago (1 child)

He pussied out on fighting Zuckerberg, too. His actual mommy had to intervene. Soy boy Elmo.

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  • [–] 105 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "hey, want to see where daddy works, disposable meat shield number 9?"

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  • [–] 80 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Is this real? This is some cartoon villain shit.

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    xcancel link (an alternative frontend). The image and the replies are interesting, it's like a facebook market level quality botnet.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    This guy could not be less funny, Jesus Christ.

    doge and minidoge

    kill me

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    These people make me question if I truly want to make the lives of as many people as good as possible, or if I want to commit Genocide on them in particular.

    Seriously these people are so fucking stupid and insipid, the fuck are we supposed to do with them? Because im only coming up with lobotomy and forcing them to survive Death Valley in peak summer.

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    [–] 72 points 2 years ago

    I wonder if he's trying to speedrun this kid hating him. Not going to be a nice day when the kid realises daddy used him as an emergency bullet sponge

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  • [–] 65 points 2 years ago

    His ex daughter has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

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  • [–] 63 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I fucking hate this dude so much. I hate that he make me feel so much hate for him.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's important to have a maximum hate level calibrated to within the tolerances of sanity. If you don't have a set definition for 100% animosity level clearly defined in your mind, you can kind of wreck yourself.

    I try to have 100% animosity defined as "I am not going to John Wick this guy, but they're no longer part of the social contract that keeps me from thinking that would be fine if it happened".

    Hating anyone harder than that will only harm me.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yeah one must understand how much hate they can handle. My hatred level sits comfortably at Warhammer Fantasy Dwarf Slayer levels.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Having read Felix and Gotrek books, I expect to hear of your exploits soon on my favourite comedy true crime podcast.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Good approach. I don't hate people, I respect that something in their developmental process must have seriously damaged their brains for them to become as messed up as they ended up being. I mean - my definition of normal people is that they do not give a shit about money beyond "having enough to comfortably live their lives in good health", and that they would share even what little they have if they see someone suffer. You must be brain-damaged / developmentally damaged in order to suppress empathy on a daily basis, or not even feel it at all.

    At worst, I despise people for what they are / the decisions they make.

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  • [–] 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    He grips him by the legs so he’s easier to swing around and throw at attackers

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    [–] 53 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Next he'll walk about in a robot suit with children strapped to the outside all around. Finally we know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    As much as I like the image, we already know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

    He’s got a huge impreg fetish and zero self control.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    This is why The Adjuster went for the leg shot first

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What is sad is that such a child will grow up in that same culture and way of thinking ...

    This is the problem, such individuals will delight in pushing their agenda on kids...

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    He's not terrible good at instilling his beliefs in his children. That's already been tested. One day that kid will remember the one time he actually saw his dad and be horrified when he realizes why he was riding on his father's shoulders.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    It must be soulcrushing for the kid to grow up and realize his dad only started spending more time with him to use him as a meat shield.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He thinks to himself "Yes, someone willing to kill me would certainly not shoot me in the head if my child was near there," not thinking about the fact that many vital organs are below the child.

    Kid might get hurt in the fall but to make an omelet and all that.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    If you think he's carrying his child as a meat shield but doesn't have a bulletproof vest on you're sorely mistaken - still I'm sure the kid has to go to school or the bathroom at some point..

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Eh, killing a CEO and making a real life batman??? This sounds crazy rad

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    is this real? the timing? or just an old pic?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    My dad don't exploit poor people to fullfill our wish. He is World's best dad.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Still would

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ooh! Trump should do this several times...

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