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[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

A "Voyager" type spacecraft with a Golden Record but with contents depicting a civilization of Cats in Mars, and the Space Craft + Golden Record are made from materials from Mars. Put this in orbit around Mars, and have it emit a signal on loop with an Arecibo Message depicting the Cat Civilization.

The scientific community would just collapse and we'd be worshipping cats as a world wide religion.

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-Sincerely, totally not a cat

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

The scientific community would just collapse and we'd be worshipping cats as a world wide religion.

You're a couple thousand years late on this one

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A dinosaur skeleton in a spacesuit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

The truth is out there

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A teapot in orbit around the sun somewhere between Earth and Mars.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or a vase of petunias and a blue whale skeleton?

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Actually, I think they were referring to Russell's Teapot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but now I regret not going for the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

As you should.

:P

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

No problem. Philosophy can be fun! ^_^

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

That manhole cover from Operation Plumbbob.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Russell's Teapot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A radio station streaming "Baby Shark" on all frequencies

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Possibly the most appreciated song on earth.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gonna steal an idea from Karl Pilkington and leave a dishwasher somewhere on Mars for one of the rovers to find.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe even an older model.
Bonus points if it was a popular model in a science fiction show.

My take of that would be the station from the little martian from Looney Tunes in the full 3D cartoon style.
Sort of like a cell shaded structure in a realistic lighted environment.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A giant ship that can transform into a giant robot maid, complete with a vacuum to suck planets' air.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It went from suck to blow!

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

"YOU ARE HERE" map.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Everything is already in space. Also, whale songs

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

A lone white lawn chair on the surface of Mars

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Arts and Humanities research.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A paper floating in space that reads 'Probing the 'Other': Conceptions of Zipzorpian-Terran Relations in Early Explorer Narratives'

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Call it The Amooba.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

A single protein molecule.

Something subtle enough to spark debate and controversy but not overplaying it like putting an entire living thing from Earth would be.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'd suggest 35,000 low-earth-orbit satellites but Elon is already working on that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

NASA: Oh you guys are back early!

Astronaut: Moon's haunted.

NASA: What?

Astronaut: grabs gun and gets back on ship Moon's haunted

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sprinkle some water on the moon

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

A very small probe that emits an impossible to miss signal at random pretty long intervals and then adjusts its orbit to be very different. It would basically pretend to be various Aliens civilizations trying to contact us. Like every 45 days a new signal from a new part of the sky is picked up and then never repeats and if were just getting tons of messages at once. And since the probe is small and doesnt have a predictable orbit it would be very hard to figure out that its actually a probe and then find it.

Alternatively. A plane full of snakes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dark matter, duh.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

TMA-2 / Zagadka / Big Brother (the Jovian monolith).