Sydney Sweeny has great genes ⚡⚡

Because people who brag about that have historically always defeated the commies. Yep, always.

So now that the US has a dictator too it should be built bigly faster than before right? Riiiight?

OpenAI's vastly inferior LLM sends its regards

9 out of 10 Chinese dentists agree that owning a home is good for your teeth

Or something

West: China is evil and anyone that trades with them is morally bankrupt! We must rid ourselves of reliance on Chinese goods! Doesn't matter of we're screwing over our own citizens in the process, they should have put Western pride over their own livelihoods anyway!

China: Cool, we'll even help you wean yourselves off by restricting exports.

West: That just proves our point of how evil they are! They're depriving poor us of resources! How dare they!

No, that's definitely alpha behaviour. Your scheduler is poorly optimised because it's the first build that managed to compile.

Cute cover image, maybe not super accurate to the experience of developing in JavaScript though.

Actually, no, fairly accurate. Cat's only happy because they've barely gotten started started and isn't up to their whiskers in last minute hacks and antipatterns. I mean for the size of projects kids will realistically build it's probably fine, but even they will eventually reach a point where it all falls apart because JS doesn't at all encourage disciplined programming.

I'd imagine Rust's strict enforcement of a few specific patterns makes the assembly more predictable than C/++ where you can do literally anything?

From bird's eye chile to habanero

Wears fur coat alone is Scumbag Steve worthy.

Interestingly, developers in ecosystems like Go, Rust, and those utilizing native Web APIs—where robust standard libraries drastically reduce reliance on third-party code and strict cryptographic verification is built into the core toolchain

Does NPM really not do cryptographic verification or is this part of the joke? I always assumed the attacks were due to a compromised key or something, but this is implying you can just push whatever you want to an NPM package if you have the author's login?

We have shitty unrepairable phones and computers with patronising interfaces, sports most people can't afford to attend because the tickets get scalped, and someone who openly brags about having blue eyes (she promises it's not in that way though). China is quaking I'm sure.