No fucking way. This guy rocks

Every couple hours the NYPD is chiming in to remind you this guy is rad as hell.

There's no way this guy is this incredibly based and incredibly smart. There's just no way.

"We totally know who he is tho guys, trust us!"

Biden needs to give this guy a full pardon.

I like to think someone else put this there and reported it as a bit and everyone is just joining in on fucking with the NYPD

They also apparently found a second Hunter Biden Laptop

Are we even sure that the backpack they found was put there by the adjuster? Because the entire country knew they were canvassing central park for the bag in real time. And leaving the actual jacket he wore is risky because there could be DNA left on it. Hopefully the backpack and jacket were scrubbed clean.

UHC SHOOTER PLEASE COME ONTO HEXBEAR WE NEED YOUR POWER

Damn the moneybags did this

would be funny if someone just bought a duplicate after the news dropped and left it in central park to throw the cops off lol

King Shit

How do we even know the CEO's dead? Or that the killer even exists?

I find it more likely that the story is fake

Imagine being 4 days in and still not being able to find someone's killer using the biggest police dept in the world, larger than most countries' armies, inside of a tiny city with 20 CCTV cameras on every block

And imagine having a $10,000 info reward for someone whose net worth is $50,000,000 .

either the killer doesn't exist, or the NYPD is refusing to find him because he was killed by capital

I want to think someone with the same expensive backpack put it there as a joke.

maybe he got the monopoly as a used version from like a thrift store and put it in so there'd be more dna

OMG what is this star wipe? MSNBC has been infiltrated by commie RuZZian influence!!!