No number plates, no traffic, can go where cars can't, and no engine noise to attract attention to your high speed getaway
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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Need to hide? Just lay the bike in a shrub or something.
Need to cover your tracks? What tracks.
Need to get rid of evidence? Just throw it off a bridge and get a new one for like $100.
Need to get rid of evidence? Just throw it off a bridge and get a new one for like $100.
Just leave it anywhere unlocked, it'll get scraped for parts and sold at a swap meet in no time. No one will trace it back.
Recycled back into the community for another adventure 
Nature takes its course.
Officially referring to all bikes as "technicals" from now on.
Municipal ebikes are praxis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCH8V62q_oM
EDIT: The anti-tracking stuff removes the playlist. Whatever, go into his playlists and look for the "Bike Maintenance" playlist.
(~~how do I link without tracking?~~)
This guy show you how to do every repair you need to keep one of these bad boys going forever. All you need is a small toolbox. He also talks about his bike commuting. The milk-crates mod is good for groceries, pets or molotovs.
Fuck cars.
Remove the &list= and onwards. You may have also received a DM from a bot for a non tracking url.
Thanks!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Thanks, bro.
The chad bike:
Powered by whatever you ate for breakfast, no fuel cost required
Improves your body as you use it
No need for a license to use it
Totally incompatible with traffic jams, can go to gym, work, bar, or back home sooner to shitpost than waiting in traffic for hours
Not a rent-seeking device to further keep the poor poor.
Usually wherever bikes are viable property values are higher, even porks can't help but admit to the bike's superiority
Using it pisses off the right people, porky whines on how you're hurting the economy, the government has to be reminded of the folly of subsidizing the auto and oil industry
can easily maintain it at home, parts are cheap worst case scenario
No registration required
No computers for porky to spy on you, impossible to hack
Never have to pay for parking
Is this relating to the guy that killed the CEO or is this another fascist that was murdered?
I didn't see any bike in the CEO murder video.
The killer went away on a bike
Based
It's not a "murder" (like its criminal implications against civilians may say; this man is simply not), it's what we call an assassination of an insurance service sucker, and we critically support it, like the one with Francoist general and first Spanish astronaut Luis Carrero Blanco
I was going to put quotes around murder, but I was too lazy.
