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Womp womp

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[-] [email protected] 82 points 6 months ago

Look, I know he's out now, but his k/d ratio was insane.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Midwest social most based instance?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MEDI-KILL

[-] bdonvr 62 points 6 months ago

CEOs should be scared. Especially extra ghoulish industries like this.

Make them feel like they need security.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Make them feel like they need security.

You mean some kind of safetynet to make sure they're protected if something unforseen happens to them?

What a novel concept! Maybe we should create an economic equivalent for everybody in society...

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Yeah I don't know the details of this murder, but I do want these types to be extra paranoid. I want them to live in fear of the choices they make

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

The security guards they need --> blob-sleep

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I volunteer as tribute

[-] [email protected] 57 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I mean, capitalism preaches the necessity of winners and losers. The owners demand there be millions upon millions of losers so they can win largely enough to buy pet mega yachts for their primary mega yachts.

Guess he lost.

Welcome to the free market baby.

Oh I'm sorry, does that only apply to the innumerable members of our society dying of exposure and ~~police~~ capital defense force brutality in your local gutter for the crime of not generating enough value for the shareholders in the "wealthiest nation on Earth?"

[-] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago

He probably bled out waiting for insurance to approve the expenditure for the gauze.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

No one who is in a position to determine the life and death of millions should ever feel "safe" from the people they have the power to harm.

French Royalty learned that the hard way. Maybe it's time to remind people again.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Hope gun man gets away. Fuck the first article I read of how great he was and how touch the lives of so many. Just forgot to mention it was touching them by allowing people to die and suffer. I am with you fucking billionaires and rich CEO should be scared and shitting their pants.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

thoughts and prayers

LOL JK

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Thoughts and prayers for the shooter, hope they get away with it

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

It was super early. Hope they were able to get back to sleep.

[-] bdonvr 5 points 6 months ago

Sleep tight, king

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Consequences are rough.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago
  • Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthcare, was fatally shot on Wednesday morning in a targeted attack outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel.
  • Thompson was in Manhattan for UnitedHealthcare’s 2024 investor conference when he was killed.
  • The New York Police Department reported that the suspect fled the scene and remains at large; no arrests have been made.
[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Thompson was in Manhattan for UnitedHealthcare’s 2024 investor conference

LOL

He sure as fuck wasn't there for the "help people access affordable, reliable, high quality healthcare conference".

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Hopefully it wasn’t just a mugging

[-] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The cops said he waited in the freezing cold in one spot for ten minutes before taking the shot and fleeing down an alley to a bike he had waiting. This was 100% premeditated.

In unrelated news, I have an erection that will probably last longer than 4 hours.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'd say see your doctor but uhhhh

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

The kind of wholesome news we need in these trying times.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

As I said on other posts about this: Remember that jury nullification exists. If you're on the jury for the shooter, or someone like him, you can just say not guilty and there's nothing they can do to you. The court can't tell you that you gave the "wrong" verdict.

Just don't tell them you're going to nullify, because they'll remove you from the jury.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Great, now I have to playthrough DX1 again... It's honest work

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

GMDX.

Makes it playable in the modern age

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Think it's time for Biden to redeem both himself and the institution of the Presidential Pardon.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Keep reporting this post, libs. I'm getting a blowjob by a robot powered by angry libs reporting cool and based things about killing CEOs on the internet and I'm about to bust!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Wait, wait, so the right wingers also want the evil CEOs to be destroyed, it's not just the lefties???

The fuck are we fighting about, then?

No war but class war.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The right wingers want to destroy the evil government and be the CEOs. The lefties want to destroy the evil CEOs and be the government.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

"Libs" is not a epithet that indicates the speaker is right wing.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Can I get a robot like that for uhhhh.... friend?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

1 report = 1 stroke

I'm reporting it right now to add to your stroke count, comrade

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Another ~~billionaire~~ forty three millionaire down, too many still to go.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Reports say he was worth $43 million. He was $957 million short of his first billion.

If he was a Mario enemy, he'd be that first goomba.

As big a bad guy as the CEO of a massive health insurance company is; as much harm as they impose on us all, they are just little fish, and we are plankton. It's the whales we need to be worried about.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

freddy mercury singing in my head

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Weeeeeeee are the champions my friend"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I offer Brian my most shallow of thoughts and prayers, and my heartfelt condolences to the families and individuals that have been brought to ruin by his unchecked greed and corruption.

Get fucked, Brian.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The casings had „deny”, „defend” and „depose” written on them.

I sure hope all of those leeches are going to be scared

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

The insurance company is just going to prove security and raise prices

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