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All the potholders. I put benign objects in their place so that my victims don't notice their absence until they need them.
Depending on where they live: Any/all loose change
Lids. From tupperware, jars, whatever.
Their fucking organs
TP off the roll
Bath towels
The ends of the shoe laces that keep them from fraying.
Dishes hidden in the back of the shelves that are only brought out during holidays and special occassions.
Condiments in the fridge that are less than 1/4 full.
they're called aglets btw
I'd steal their keys and move them to another place in the house where they wouldn't think to look right away
based on the image...every condom in the house.
all of their money and other mobile assets
Brains
You steal all the files on their computers that make system sounds. And you do something similar to everything in the house that makes sounds - like the beep of their microwave oven or the "hot enough" beep of their oven. But you leave the doorbell alone because it will bother them.
Why did they leave the doorbell alone?
You steal all the files on their computers that make system sounds
A prank from a person who doesnt use linux
True. But if somebody stole my Windows system sounds - the joke's on them. All of mine are disabled. The one good thing I have to say about Windows is that it works much better silently.
Someone's spare keys
might be the worst one right here.
nobody notices until it is too late.