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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

this is probably just an internal threat to bring dissenting republicans in line, nothing to see for us here since it likely won't be realized

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 days ago

The tweet in question to save you the click.

The replies are hilarious. Everyone is 100% in favor of this idea, but the MAGA dipshits don't realize she's literally only doing this to protect a pedophile sex trafficker.

So, MTGs plan is to call out the entire Republican party as corrupt and rally her supporters to air their dirty laundry to the public. Truly fantastic, MTG. Please don't let anyone talk you out of it.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Marjorie Taylor Greene may yet be our Gollum.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

What a hilarious way to put it

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

TFW you accidentally say something smart and you don't even know it

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

She's threatening other Republicans to keep them in line with Trump.

The headline only touches on it but the article goes deeper into her comment.

It's not an honest request to release anything, but a threat to release everything if they release the Gaetz report.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I think most of us know it's not a genuine threat, but we don't care. I hope the MAGA mob eggs her on until she doubles down, and I hope in the process of eating itself alive the entire GOP fails to pass any of their regressive legislation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

So it's a good idea for multiple reasons?

[–] [email protected] 695 points 3 days ago (10 children)
[–] [email protected] 212 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just make them all public all the time! That'll show those fucking libs.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As a liberal I would be so fucking owned by this

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I don't care if they are Republican or Democrat. If they are criminals, they should go to jail. Release the Epstein files and send Bill and Trump to jail.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Thats the thing I don't think they get.

"Ok, well our guy will go to jail, but so will yours!!!"

"That's fine."

"But then we BOTH lose!"

"This isn't a MAD doctrine situation. This is supposed to be more like a scorched earth situation. No corruption left behind."

And I don't think they grasp that.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What they don't grasp is that we'd send our guy to jail: because they won't.

That's the difference.

When a corrupt democrat is exposed they're expelled (bye bye Cuomo)

When a corrupt republican is exposed they're re-elected.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

Am..Am I agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Is..Is Marjorie Taylor Greene making smart, intelligent, good points?

We really are in bizarro world.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When Democrat politicians fuck up, other Democrats will absolutely call for, and get, resignations. Even things that boil down to consenting adults in privacy can result in resignations when it's seen to compromise a politician.

When Republicans fuck up, the party circles the wagons and goes full defensive. They will absolutely fight to resist any calls to resign, using any tactic they can think of to keep their latest pedo/pervert/con man/criminal in power. Only if the evidence is incontrovertible, and the outcry impossible to ignore, will they ever consider resignation, and as we've seen with Gaetz, that's not even necessarily the end of their career.

MTG is exactly the kind of brainlet to think that Democrats work the same way Republicans do. She thinks "Release all the Ethics reports" will make Democrats back down, or at least intimidate them. A party agreeing to release ethics reports relating to their own people is utterly unthinkable to her.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Well, thank you for coming in and ruining the moment with your facts and reason and obvious statements and common sense

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A broken clock is still right 2 times a day.

You're giving her too much credit.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Don't worry, you agree with her words but not her intent. She doesn't actually want to do it, she just wants to use the threat of it to keep Gaetz's report secret.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks that the Democratic party is far more morally corrupt than the Republican party. So therefore she believes that this is a nuclear option she does not realize that this is what everyone literally wants, well everyone except for the people in her own party.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does she think this is a burn? It’s absolutely what should happen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

What makes you think she thinks this is a burn?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Ok.

Do it.

The overwhelming problem is that the Dems tend to hold their members accountable while the republicans absolutely DGAF and happily keep literal criminals in their ranks.

She’s basically acknowledging there’s plenty of dirt, but the only offenses they’ll care about is their opponents’.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but this isn't an actual suggestion to release the Gaetz report.

It's a threat directed at other Republicans that if we are going to release the Gaetz report, we're going to release many other reports too.

Marjorie is a die-hard bootlicker, and she's not going to break lines with Trump.

Her full tweet is in the article. The headline only touches on her intentions.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

I mean, it doesn't detract the sentiment of the people. Do it. People want to see the ethic reports on everyone in a position of power.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 385 points 3 days ago (4 children)

This argument reveals that she thinks both sides are playing the same game. Progressives don't support corrupt leaders. MTG does.

[–] [email protected] 154 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Then who is supporting Nancy Pelosi?

Quip aside, let's bring on the sunlight.

[–] [email protected] 121 points 2 days ago (25 children)

Honestly don't know anyone that likes Pelosi.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

And yet here she is wielding enormous power.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (13 children)

I don't know why anyone likes neoliberals.

She's a model one.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/12/16/nancy-pelosi-federal-lawmakers-should-be-able-to-trade-stock.html

I vote blue with my nose held as always for harm reduction, but neoliberals like Pelosi are why so many actual leftwing people that want a society walked away, they have no party that isnt enthusiastically part of the root problem of maintaining crony market capitalism at society's catastrophic expense.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

fuckin do it. don't threaten me with a good time.

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[–] [email protected] 134 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Yeah, nothing wrong with that

You know what's wrong though?

Her brushing over the fact that Gaetz is a pedo rapist. You'll never hear her admit to this because the republican party never admits that they are the source of all the shit they accuse everyone of.

Fuck this waste of oxygen.

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[–] [email protected] 225 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Deal

Edit: no takebacks

[–] [email protected] 174 points 3 days ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[–] [email protected] 151 points 2 days ago (14 children)

The amount of cognitive dissonance I got from reading something MTG said that I actually agree with was nuts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Focus on that pain and it will lead to enlightenment.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"For my Republican colleagues in the House and Senate, If we are going to release ethics reports and rip apart our own that Trump has appointed, then put it ALL out there for the American people to see. Yes.. all the ethics reports and claims including the one I filed, all your sexual harassment and assault claims that were secretly settled paying off victims with tax payer money, the entire Jeffrey Epstein files, tapes, recordings, witness interviews. But not just those, there's more, Epstein wasn't/isn't the only asset. If we're going to dance, let's all dance in the sunlight. I'll make sure we do," the lawmaker said in a post on X.

Interesting, she's going the Madison Crawthorn route. Remember what happened to him? They dished up all the dirt they could find on him and hung him out to dry. This sounds noble of her, but she's using this as a threat to try to force them not to go after Gaetz, her pedophile buddy.

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Something something broken clock

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I don't think this is as stupid as it sounds. With some exceptions Democratic voters tend to punish their representatives for corruption, but republican voters never do

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Except in Pelosi’s district. Those Democrats don’t appear to give any fucks about corruption.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying she's betting that while republicans will have significantly more corruption, democrats will be the only ones punished because their voter base is the only one that actually cares? Honestly, you could very well be right about the result of a hypothetical universal ethic report release, though I'd be surprised if MTG was smart enough to think 2 steps ahead like that.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Ummm, Ok!!! Don't threaten me with a good time

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

She's right and all...

But will it actually matter? The public voted for a pedo rapist felon. Surely if the triple threat is your pick for president, to be considered "incompatible" you would have had to do something truly horrific.

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