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[–] [email protected] 234 points 5 days ago (3 children)

What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

[–] [email protected] 107 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 days ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 80 points 5 days ago (5 children)

"I'm really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance"

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[–] [email protected] 182 points 5 days ago (17 children)

"traveling" yikes.

That is one way to say, you think wealth is attractive.

I have traveled quite a bit and I like it a lot, but it is no hobby. For it to be a hobby, I would have to have a lot more money.

Once or even twice a year, is hardly a hobby.

[–] [email protected] 109 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"I'M NOT DRIVING OFFICER, IM TRAVELLING!"

Gets 'em so wet

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 days ago (6 children)

It could also just be women thinking, "I'd like to visit _____ when I'm able, I want my partner to go with me." Working in a passport office, I've met a shocking number of men who have never left the US (or sometimes even the state) by choice. Then their wife or girlfriend wants to go to Mexico or something, and they come in talking about how they're only doing it for her and they'd never travel if it was up to them.

Anyway, I'd consider traveling one of my hobbies even though I can't afford to do it often - plenty of time is spent planning and looking at things to do, so it goes beyond just the few days of the trip.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (7 children)

You can travel without spending a lot of money, people call it backpacking.

[–] bdonvr 75 points 5 days ago (11 children)
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[–] [email protected] 188 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 5 days ago (3 children)

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Reading this as I'm waking up and really questioning if I'm actually awake or not

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

If you are into that kind of thing

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago

Wow really put something in for everyone with that comment.

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[–] [email protected] 134 points 5 days ago (26 children)

"Top 15 hobbies that sound attractive to women"

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

can some one explain this meme to me?

I can't find Saddam Huisen

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Okay, this meme actually doesn't contain Saddam Hussein. I know it's a shock, you'd better sit down. Actually lie down. Lower. Lower. Keep going. There he is.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 5 days ago (14 children)

Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?

"Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You're not like those other brittle iron bitches out there"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Being handy is attractive. Getting a nice unique present is cool. And blacksmiths / woodworkers are the ones that do that kind of stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Uh, there is a typo, the second probably should say "functional languages". We all know how people are attracted to map, filter, and reduce.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I had 10/15 of these when I was single, and I was single for a very long time. That is how I had the time to learn all these hobbies/skills.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Got reading and foreign languages, woohoo!

most attractive for women

*groans* So much for my gay ass...

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 days ago (14 children)

Judging by what I see on dating sites, fishing is near the bottom of the list. So many women's profiles say something like "I don't want to see a picture of you holding a fish"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I wonder if it is fishing itself that they don't like, or if it is the prevalence of fishing photos on dating sites. I know that a lot of guys post fishing photos on their profiles (probably because most men don't take many photos of themselves but will take photos with a nice catch), so maybe it just seems unoriginal or low effort. I'm honestly not sure, but my only point is that it may not be the hobby itself.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (3 children)

"Women love when i show them my extruder nozzle"

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

What about editing Windows registry? What does that rank? Hkey local machine?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

More like "things women want attractive people to be into"

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

I read, write, and cook, and can play several instruments (kazoo, mouth harp, washboard, tamborine,...). Where's the women that find me attractive?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 days ago (1 children)

the trick is that you have to find them instead of just waiting for one to pop out of the ether

[–] [email protected] 89 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Well that's some bullshit. 😠

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

I beg to argue that being able to 3d model the figures and printing your own original creations is far more attractive than downloading a file aomeone else made and printing that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Release the full list.

I want to see the red flag hobbies

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Getting high and playing video games?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (37 children)

Pretty sure those made the other list for least attractive

Edit: the other chart

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tl;dr: any interest is interesting and attractive. In particular if it can be done without annoying your partner and shows your ability to think independently. If it produces something useful that's cool, too.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Does growing cannabis count as gardening and what about painting figures?

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I’m not into guys but as a woman I’m surprised blacksmithing isn’t higher. How am I supposed to be your knight in shining armor if you can’t make me some shining armor?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

TIL I'm a chick magnet

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (34 children)

When does cooking stop counting as a basic day to day survival thing and start counting as a hobby?

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