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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

um excuse me your picture can't be correct as birds aren't real

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That makes me wonder. I haven't even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔

I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y'all aren't bots? 🤔🤔🤔

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's ridiculous, how can you say we're all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That's exactly what a bot would say.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I don't think I've laughed at an image this hard in a min.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

List of things that don’t exist:

  • Horses
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

also birds... they're just spy drones.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Hbomberguy intensifies

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Take your upvote and gtfo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Ketamine hallucinations?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Snort me like one of your French girls

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Found Sarah Jessica Parker's lemmy account

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I havent snorted myself yet

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Horses just measure the power, they don't produce it. Read a book

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I too am a horse denier.

I always deny a horse.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

its true, have you ever seen a horse? they're made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

except maybe a donkey

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

have you ever seen a horse?

yes!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yes ~~I'm not talking about the pet play~~

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Unicorns that "lost" their horns identity as "horses" but that doesn't make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That's basic biology.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Textile joke. Nice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Is this a joke on the birds aren't real thing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Has he met Megan?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

🎶Goodbye horses!🎶

🎶You don't exist at all!🎶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

President of Turkmenistan: Yes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Either way, it's horse fuckin

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