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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

And neanderthals sprang whole into being

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Not how I expected the Planet of the Apes reboot to start

[–] [email protected] 1 points 48 minutes ago* (last edited 47 minutes ago)

With that humans possibly gone extinct due to deseases introduced on that timeline. On the other side the time travellers just bought a new desease to the current timeline.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

With the time machine plot I didn't even question the massive exposed brain.

It's hair...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I thought it was just pink hair but, I like your perspective better.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago

that's exactly the comic this reminded me of, but I didn't remember the ending, it makes no sense

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

That was uh something.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

These guys just fixed humanity with a hug

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You could fix my humanity with a hug :')

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Best I can do is a friendly tap on the back

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

(Dark souls style) Humanity Restored

[–] [email protected] 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

I can only imagine a The Boys scenario where it cuts their body in half from squeezing too hard.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

Imagine that the hug changed the family, made them loving and supportive, and Hitler was just a recidivist incel who was destined to be hateful. Sometimes things can't be changed, some people don't want to be fixed, and some shitheads need to be rejected for who they are.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Hitler's father was quite cosmopolitan. He had a nationalist history teacher and a rough time after he was rejected from art school. Take that with a huge grain of salt since this is how he depicts it in his autobiography. I think the major part of his radicalization was in prison while he wrote Mein Kampf but that's just my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think I read somewhere that he was supposed to infiltrate the Nazis and report on them. Instead he got radicalized.

Whoops

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

think I read somewhere

Doesn't make it true.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

True!

So here’s a source. Wikipedia

He was an intelligence agent assigned to infiltrate the German workers party, precursor to the nazi party. It’s the first bit in the “entry into politics section”.

https://imgur.com/a/zBAKJYU

[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

They should probably try to fix the issues that caused the population to vote for him.

It never about "fixing" or "killing" individuals, but about systems that do not work for some people.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago

I kind of think about things like this a lot because of my family. My mom's parents were amazing. My mom was amazing. Her brother.. total asshole. My dad's parents - especially his mom - were beyond awful. Out of 6 kids, only 2 turned out good, and 1 was my dad. He's told me so many times over the years how he swore he'd never be like his parents. I've wondered before how things might have turned out of my maternal grandparents had been awful and my paternal ones good. I wonder how things would have changed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The line leading to Homo sapiens went extinct that day after trying to have peace talks with the much more aggressive neanderthal ancestors.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

I think they messed up and went for the ancestors of bonobos, that's why they're so chill.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

"neanderthal ancestors", "that day", "peace talks"

you need to read about Neanderthals.

Neanderthals never met ancestors of homo sapiens those apes in the strip seem to represent.

they're probably assimilated and not killed to extinction in a war

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Neanderthals never met ancestors of homo sapiens

That's what people USED to think. Turns out they not just met, but interbred.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

yes, according to researchers, they did meet homo sapiens and interbred

The oldest potential Neanderthal bones date to 430,000 years ago

Anatomically modern humans emerged around 300,000 years ago in Africa, evolving from Homo heidelbergensis or a similar species.

The date of divergence of Neanderthals from their ancestor H. heidelbergensis is also unclear.

my thinking was that if both homo sapiens and Neanderthals evolved from "h. heidelbergensis" than Neanderthals met h. sapiens but not their "ancestors"