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Please help I’m so confused. Does it have to do with the struggle sesh?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Thanks for the replies, shitposts and all

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Someone put this account up for grabs and whoever got it first said it was now public property and then the bit evolved from there rawr

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Seizing private accounts?! Is our toothbrushes next?? Our SPOONS?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

I've been using our toothbrush for like a week.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago

Kinda like if the borg collective adopted a dog

[–] [email protected] 56 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago

praise bird jesus

[–] [email protected] 47 points 13 hours ago

doggirl-happy We're puppy! Don't be afraid, we're nice! doggirl-thumbsup And the best part is that you can become one with us. Join us. doggirl-sweat

[–] [email protected] 31 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Federal Bureau posters consolidated into a single account due to DOGE cost cutting under Musk.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 14 hours ago

Nah it's just a bit. A bunch of users on the same account pretending to be a hivemind for a laugh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Pup is a very good bit { doggirl-happy | headpat }

[–] [email protected] 23 points 12 hours ago

Heck yes it is.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago

A wholesome bit that I hope lasts meow-bounce

[–] [email protected] 37 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They're Democrats who support Senator Bureau Sanders

[–] [email protected] 27 points 13 hours ago

meow-bernie ahm a pencil pushah!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

someone shared the login details of their account to give it to the community and now everyone is having a great time.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

@[email protected] it's this

just after the struggle session, someone made a post saying "yo anyone want to use this account i made as a bit a while ago? the password is hunter2, enjoy"
we all then discovered that we can be logged in at the same time and it became a fun hivemind bit where everyone logged in is the bureaucrat puppy

[–] [email protected] 24 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

A bureaucrat is an apparatchik of the communist party, and the more bureaucrats you have the more communist it is

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

But we only have one, so its not very communist.

But they are all of us and we share them. Is that more communist?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

seems like we all have to share one bureaucrat, though

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This Bureaucrat has a thousand fingers and dozens of keyboards. We are the most efficient poster of all time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

i can only assume that once someone logs into the @[email protected] account and types out a post, everyone else logged into the account is forced to type out the same post and send it at the same time, which is why i'm staying out

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

doing hivemind stuff is effortless once you fully dissolve into it its ok

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Human Instrumentality Project shinji-screm

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

Catgirl erasure

[–] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago

Are you a cop?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

john madden

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago

The creature

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago