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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

FAK MEY LAYBUR AYNT LETTIN MEY TACH THE FAKKIN DEAD. BANCHA FAKKIN POOSEES AAR GAVMINT. DANT NAA VA FEERST FING BAUWT RAYZIN ZOMBEYS VAY DOUW. EETS SAYF, AND YER SAUWL AYNT GONNA BEY DAMMED. OI JAS WON A FAKKIN ZOMBEY ARMI, AND THEM FAKKAS OVER IN CAANB'RA WONNA SPEET ON THAT.

YEER, MAYT. CORZ YA KAN YOOZ VEY AS A NEEKROMANTEEK KATTALEEST, REVOIVS MEY WONS OI GEET OWTA BEED, WORKS FER THA SKELLIES, TU. EET'S LOIK THEY SEL POWSHUNS AT THA SERVOW, NEED'TA TOLK TA SEVENELEVIN BOWT GETTIN' MOI BREW STOCKED, PERFECTLY NATURAL, EETS ALL FEIR DEEKUM STRAYAN, BEETA YEWKALEEPTOOS AN BANKSEEA, VAT AWL.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I thought they were having a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

naw, mate, westie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Aussie, come on man the clue was the OP!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I mean, it looks more stereotypically Scottish than Australian to me, but then I'm neither so what do I know

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They do come from a land down under...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Also lots of spider in both. Now I'm wondering what the Underdark equivalent of a koala is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Flumph!

Always trust a flumph!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Bulettes, obviously

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

They only have drop bears.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Hook horrors.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Do do dododo dodododo do do do

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I remembered seeing this year's ago and I just remembered it. They made a show about an Australian Wizard: https://youtu.be/yv3DedNXN4o

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Back in the day, I was running a game with friends. They both decided to play precocious kids, with a lot of power (magical and family) but in need of extra guidance.

So, they had a DMPC that was from Maine, and had the stereotypical accent like Fred Gwynne had in Pet Sematary. So he's talking about systems of magic, gods and spirits in that Mainer drawl.

We ended up playing pretty much every night for a month or two, and with me doing the accent so much, I had trouble shaking the accent irl.

It was a great fucking campaign tbh. We had a shit ton of fun just rampaging around and wrecking shit with their pair of grossly wealthy and grossly over powered siblings and their "uncle". The two kids were British, so those cheesy accents were in play, and they were from a posh witch family, which makes this post extra funny for me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oi! We’ve been isekaied to another fuckin world mate. Crikey! I wonder if these feisty crab things are edible?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Also true if Eddy from Steven King's Dark Tower was Australien

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Australien; an Australian from another world.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

bachelor's in recent runes from the university of fourecks

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

clone wars and farscape teach us that oceanic (oceaniac?) accents come from space so it's probably a character option in one of the spelljammer books

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe I've just played too much Shadowrun with too many Australians, but lots of them ended up speaking like that, even when they weren't meant to be Australian! :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also Urdli in the Secrets Of Power trilogy was very much an Australian mage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I don't remember him speaking like that though! :P

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's something that bothers me about bg3. Everyone is way too posh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Most of the posh sounding characters are posh, or at least formally educated. Gale is a wizard (clear enunciation for spellcasting), Astarion ws a magistrate, Wyll is the son of a duke, Minthara is a princess.

Karlac and Halsin aren't posh and don't sound posh. I'm not sure about Lae'zel, but that just leaves Shadowheart. Maybe Shar has a thing for accents?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Elves are just posh by default.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Imo many NPCs are posh sounding too. Just my ear, I'm not telling anyone not to play it.