Into the Spider-Verse has some characters animated faster than others.

Pro tip: Ask your GM if everyone can start with a Bag of Holding. They'll probably let you to avoid having to deal with encumbrance, then you can sell them or put them in each other as makeshift bombs.

I still think he's evil. But his punishments at least happen to be just.

Honestly, I'm wondering if it's just a world full of horrible people. The barbarian is evil, and everyone he harms is also evil because everyone is evil.

Of the ones I watched, it mostly seemed pretty fair. The leprechaun wanted people's souls, which would presumably involve infinite torture. Probably not as bad, but the leprechaun probably wasn't just going to do it once. He did make the Medusa's imprisonment extra uncomfortable, but it doesn't seem significantly worse than what she was trying to do to him. It's not clear what the succubus would do, but I'm guessing she just kills them. And he made her death a little worse than needs be, but ultimately dying is the worst part of it and she's presumably killing people regularly.

Though the pegasus seems to be an exception. What he was doing probably was on par with the punishment he got, but I don't think the barbarian knew anything about it. The best I could say is maybe the barbarian didn't know he was sapient.

Still, he doesn't seem like a good person.

Headcanon: Hercules actively kept people using his Roman name even as the Greek names became more popular because "Heracles" means "Hera is great" and he knows first-hand that she is not. Though I'm not sure why he doesn't just go by his birth name of Alcaeus.

Wow that's enough for checks notes three quarters of a scroll.

Don't you hate it when someone spends an hour attuning to a magic item before anyone can stop them?

Me at 20: I'm never going to need Chebyshev distance in real life. Why am I learning this?

I feel like having no way to legally get food or shelter would make it more likely they'd commit crime again, not less.

You can only make one object. I could understand if it was a big pot of soup, but I don't see how this counts as one object.

Here's how I'd use Fabricate to cook:

1. Fabricate plate mail.
2. Sell the plate mail.
3. Use the money to hire a chef.

This is a steel folding chair. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with diamonds. It menaces with spikes of pigtail cloth. On the folding chair is an image of a dwarf and dwarves. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture.

I looked into this more. Reddit (created by Steve Huffman and Alexis Ohanian) merged with Infogami (created by Aaron Schwartz). There are people calling Aaron Schwartz one of the founders, but that doesn't seem entirely accurate.