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[-] [email protected] 111 points 8 months ago

If they're so smart, why haven't they invented fire yet hmm?

[-] [email protected] 130 points 8 months ago

They were so smart that they went back into the water and don't have to ever deal with capitalism

[-] [email protected] 101 points 8 months ago

They still have to deal with capitalism, but they're smart and know that direct action, attacking boats, is the only way to go.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

Because they understand that'll lead to industrialization and eventually the need to have a job. They're happy the way they are.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Blubber

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

They have enough oil to keep a fire going a long time

[-] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My brain: Cute and smooth
Your brain: Gross and wrinkly

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

my brain got the MVP your brain got the HIV

[-] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago

Of course it's wrinkly, they never leave the water.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

[-] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well...

[-] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

My financial advisor is an octopus

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My cuttlefish broker embezzled everything and swam to Tahiti…😕

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

"Bailiffs knocking at the door, eh? Have you considered deploying an ink pseudomorph?"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

They also have the extra lobe iirc

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Dem wrinkles

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Orca's can do the tongue roll too huh?

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