When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to poop the political bands which have connected them with another, and to poop among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of God poops on them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should poop the causes which impel them to the separation.

What if OP wasn't even American?

We the poople

Seems like the best place for it.

You can steal it like hit actor Nicolas Cage!

A bidet would be cheaper.

Emergency toilet paper. Very considerate

Your bodily fluids are declaring independence from your body

Put Combat Liberalism next to it.

but no bill of rights?

TELLING

for when you run out of toilet paper

Ooooh! If you can maybe get a friend to help so you don't get the blame, a declaration of independence glory hole could be part of your workplace

If we pool like $3000 together we could probably get Nic Cage's fee together for a DIY national treasure parody

Someone should write 'if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down' as an addition

Damn, it'd be a shame if someone shit in it and smushed it

Doing the morally correct thing by depositing shit microparticles on it every time you flush.

It must be for wiping your ass

Fitting place tbh