Maybe I owe our wayward libs an apology. As bad as they are at argument and debate, they aren't this bad.
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CAUCASIANS AREN’T WHITE, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS
I apparently have some Irish blood in me, so I'm gonna say that I'm not white due to the fact that the Irish are based AF.
just call me honky/cracker/whitey/mayo, for I've never been in the slightest proximity of the Caucasus
Slav whiteness status is debatable.
The nazis were more than happy to murder Slavs, often by enslaving them and working them to death.
I don't know why the fuck so many Ukranians are now nazis.
Because nationalism was the only political force that could compete with socialism, so capitalists with the help of their Western friends went all in on nationalist propaganda. Ukraine also had the worst recovery from the economic catastrophe of the 90s, so its population was the most dissatisfied with the liberalism. Communists and anarchists there really failed to capitalize on it, so the fascists won and increased the amount of fascist propaganda tenfold. Still, Ukrainians mostly voted against Nazis, protested against Nazi takeover and literally launched an armed uprising in the East, so calling all Ukrainians Nazis is a big overstatement.
I'm most worried about young generation that was raised in situation of total fascist dominance in media and education.
so calling all Ukrainians Nazis is a big overstatement.
I said many, not all, and that many is especially concentrated in the Ukranian military where it can do the most damage.
We've had a group of dorks who celebrated Hitler's birthday in a forest (with a swastika birthday cake made of cheap chocolate wafers)
swastika
Cheapasses couldn't even try to make proper Wehrmacht meth chocolate. 
For all intents and purposes I'm white. There's no sugarcoating it. I'm not that different from a German cracker or an anglo cracker
That's only while Poland obeys the US.
Whenever someone brings up debating rhetoric and terms, that's a cue to punch them in the nose.
Appeal to kinetics. 
These people should be very easy to troll into posting their genetic tests.
My mom is white and her test came back like 115% white with a 2% margin of error. No joke, all her people came from Britain with some Scandinavian DNA likely from before the Battle of Hastings. There is a small chance she has some German, French, and Estonian.
So then there's me and it always cracks me up when racists want to compare DNA. Since "one-drop" is a fuck, that would likely backfire on them. Of course I'd still get deported and they'd get to stay because it's all vibes based and DNA tests are nonsense.
The new version of post hog
"Big words for someone who hasn't even verified their ancestry."
"I'll have you know my blood line is as straight as an arrow. No forks. No branches. Fuck you!"
post haplogroup
I have said this to my Phillipino co workers when they've gotten dicked around by the immigration department (usually just paperwork bullshit) and I'll say it again "I'd happily ship off 10-15 white dudes to keep you around. I could provide names and addresses even.". Most of the people I don't want here were born here.
so many anime avatars
maybe they would be less permanently raging if they picked up a more fulfilling hobby. Doesn't even have to be a social one. You can still be isolated as shit and, idk, learn an instrument or something. Have to imagine that watching escapist cartoons with all your free time isn't the best way to reach inner peace
no, liking things that aren't pedophilia is CRINGE
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/s ofc
Too much otaku/weeb ideology falls into a pit of misanthropy, misogyny, and racism in general.
I think the coin toss between "potential comrade" and "fascist" when it comes to anime avatars involves a loaded coin.
no Americans should be deported and the natives should be the only ones to stay
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But idea: stirring up racism against various ethnicities within the white supremacist movement
Our message to every great grandchild of 
"legal immigrants" in this country: you're going back too.
Being deported to a country that wasn’t even unified by a single state when their great great grandparents emigrated
You're going back to both Sicilies.
POC: people of cannoli
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"why do I always have fascists around me when I'm only doing it ironically?"
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all whites deported from north amerikkka, those not wanting to go to be locked in cages and wait for an asylum hearing with indigenous people
I feel like I could take over a British town by my self. The italians did it. How hard could time be.
Seriously what are they gonna do, pull a butter knife on us and blow a whistle to call the cops?
I feel like I could just bluff and say that I am defended from inbred Germans and they woudl instinctively just do whatever I told them to do.
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