CAUCASIANS AREN’T WHITE, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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just call me honky/cracker/whitey/mayo, for I've never been in the slightest proximity of the Caucasus
Slav whiteness status is debatable.
The nazis were more than happy to murder Slavs, often by enslaving them and working them to death.
I don't know why the fuck so many Ukranians are now nazis.
We've had a group of dorks who celebrated Hitler's birthday in a forest (with a swastika birthday cake made of cheap chocolate wafers)
swastika
Cheapasses couldn't even try to make proper Wehrmacht meth chocolate. 
Because nationalism was the only political force that could compete with socialism, so capitalists with the help of their Western friends went all in on nationalist propaganda. Ukraine also had the worst recovery from the economic catastrophe of the 90s, so its population was the most dissatisfied with the liberalism. Communists and anarchists there really failed to capitalize on it, so the fascists won and increased the amount of fascist propaganda tenfold. Still, Ukrainians mostly voted against Nazis, protested against Nazi takeover and literally launched an armed uprising in the East, so calling all Ukrainians Nazis is a big overstatement.
I'm most worried about young generation that was raised in situation of total fascist dominance in media and education.
so calling all Ukrainians Nazis is a big overstatement.
I said many, not all, and that many is especially concentrated in the Ukranian military where it can do the most damage.
For all intents and purposes I'm white. There's no sugarcoating it. I'm not that different from a German cracker or an anglo cracker
That's only while Poland obeys the US.
Whenever someone brings up debating rhetoric and terms, that's a cue to punch them in the nose.
Appeal to kinetics. 
I think the coin toss between "potential comrade" and "fascist" when it comes to anime avatars involves a loaded coin.
I have said this to my Phillipino co workers when they've gotten dicked around by the immigration department (usually just paperwork bullshit) and I'll say it again "I'd happily ship off 10-15 white dudes to keep you around. I could provide names and addresses even.". Most of the people I don't want here were born here.
These people should be very easy to troll into posting their genetic tests.
My mom is white and her test came back like 115% white with a 2% margin of error. No joke, all her people came from Britain with some Scandinavian DNA likely from before the Battle of Hastings. There is a small chance she has some German, French, and Estonian.
So then there's me and it always cracks me up when racists want to compare DNA. Since "one-drop" is a fuck, that would likely backfire on them. Of course I'd still get deported and they'd get to stay because it's all vibes based and DNA tests are nonsense.
The new version of post hog
"Big words for someone who hasn't even verified their ancestry."
"I'll have you know my blood line is as straight as an arrow. No forks. No branches. Fuck you!"
post haplogroup
so many anime avatars
maybe they would be less permanently raging if they picked up a more fulfilling hobby. Doesn't even have to be a social one. You can still be isolated as shit and, idk, learn an instrument or something. Have to imagine that watching escapist cartoons with all your free time isn't the best way to reach inner peace
no, liking things that aren't pedophilia is CRINGE
Too much otaku/weeb ideology falls into a pit of misanthropy, misogyny, and racism in general.
no Americans should be deported and the natives should be the only ones to stay
Soo... just deport the immigrants?
The white ones
The rest can say
Just to clarify I meant that the white people are the immigrants
settlers
all whites deported from north amerikkka, those not wanting to go to be locked in cages and wait for an asylum hearing with indigenous people
I feel like I could take over a British town by my self. The italians did it. How hard could time be.
Seriously what are they gonna do, pull a butter knife on us and blow a whistle to call the cops?
I feel like I could just bluff and say that I am defended from inbred Germans and they woudl instinctively just do whatever I told them to do.
But idea: stirring up racism against various ethnicities within the white supremacist movement
Our message to every great grandchild of 
"legal immigrants" in this country: you're going back too.
POC: people of cannoli
Being deported to a country that wasn’t even unified by a single state when their great great grandparents emigrated
You're going back to both Sicilies.
Looks like my father's whole family and I will be deported to Italy.
Sending Italians-Americans to colonize Italy, Liberia style.
Literally what happened with Eastern Europe, where half of the post-1991 political elite are children of gusanos.
Remind me of first capitalist presidental election in Poland in 1990, where we have to choose either lech wałęsa or Stan Tymiński (libertarian "enterpreneur" gusano) and the latter was unironically better candidate in every single aspect.
the latter was unironically better candidate in every single aspect.
Tell me more about lech wałęsa by comparison. I'm scared but curious.
Oh damn. Short version is that the dude is absolute stereotype of lumpenproletarian class traitor, and proud about it.
Personally he's an odious little catofash opportunist given big shoes, something like various movie carricatures of "new man in high politics" but worse because real and serious.
Politically he is and always was absolute zero and a tool, his presidency looked like he was a bone being fought over by rabid dogs of various cliques (current chief of PiS Kaczyński is the last of those dogs remaining in politics and as such they still hate eachother). And of course he presided over the worst time for Poland since WW2, overseeing and actively participating in the looting and spreading misery.
Personally and eagerly too, one of more forgotten examples is how he participated in breaking one of the main workers force, coal miners: around 1992 if i remember correctly, he told the remaining after first wave of liquidations mine directors (still all state owned) that they are to increase production because their main clients (power plants, also still state owned) will buy everything since demand for electricity is growing too. So the directors took the bank loans (on bad conditions especially the inflation was going down but still around 45%), employed more people, bought more machinery and increased production for next season... and then wałęsa imported massive amount of coal and sold them to power plants at dumping prices. Coal mines were devastated basically overnight and all of them went under the line*, and what happened next was liquidation of most of mines and workers power there was completely broken as they were force to complete over the rapidly dwindling jobs.
*This is important point because even after over 2 years of intense government sabotage of government owned(!) coal and not only coal industry, like for example forcing property tax over them or wage rise tax in the time of hyperinflation, they still remained profitable going contrary to what the neoliberals and market "socialists" were telling about them.
Sounds like Poland had its own Boris Yeltsin 
Yup. Though i have a one single atom of not-hate for Yeltsin because he refused to rehabilitate traitor Rezun. No such atom of integrity in Poland where similar traitor Kukliński was made into national hero. But this might as well be cultural item, Russia was never fond of treason in their entire history while in Poland traitors are routinely sanctified (even literally) for as long as Poland exist.
"why do I always have fascists around me when I'm only doing it ironically?"
Ayo that username 