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What do I do in this situation? (I am white) (szmer.info)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

resign

  1. You're playing the french

  2. You played 3 moves while playing as black when white played 2 moves. Your cat needs to call an arbiter for illegal play.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

White pawns could have moved forward by one space at a time instead of two spaces in one turn. Perfectly legal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That's the only way to be certain you won't be jumped end passant.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Knock a few pieces over and go find a warm spot to have a nap

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Ah, the Bast Conclusion.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

laser pointer on top of black king in one for checkmate.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I believe, knocking all the figures off the board is the only legal move...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Bite your opponent's ankle to win by default

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Always gotta make it about race don't you...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Cat to F5

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I'm white too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Vomit right on the board.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Check your privilege.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Puss out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Horsey to block

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Thanks @[email protected] for the photo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Piss on board, play with chess piece then murder it brutally.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

C3, Be7, good chances your opponent will just fold to it here.