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The Atoms Family (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Looking at her and then looking at him

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

All I want is a goth scientist GF 😤

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I had the same thought. Went to try to find more of them. I think gomez just wasn't his best look but she is a smokeshow for sure.

https://imgur.com/gallery/c134aTM

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He married that hottie and they have a kid now. Man I went a little too deep on that one. Sorry for creepin yall.

https://www.reddit.com/r/woodworking/s/GahbicBHSp

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

all I know I'm never sharing an image online again.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's honestly better that you don't lol. I can even tell you where that guy lives.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

This you? lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sherlock Holmes over here.

You should use your skills to teach people a out sharing data online.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

are you funny?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yes, but not confident 😞

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fake it till you make it! It's a real thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

"Confidence is realising other people's opinions don't matter."

He stated confidently.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fucking nerds.
I bet they even love each other like the Adams.

I hope they accidentally bang so intensely it causes a fusion reaction.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Niels Bohr furiously masturbating in the corner

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

The love triangle we want

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Less jpegified version

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I get a more jpegified version?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Sure.

a version of the advice image with very heavy jpg artifacts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

i find it interesting that the black straps that are pretty hard to see in the original are easier to discern in this jpegified version. Compression algorithms were created by some very smart people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Perfection.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Needs more jpeg

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

is this fine?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

It is.... Adequate

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

They're creepy, made of electrons
Mysterious flying protons
They're all together neutrons
The Atoms family

(snap, snap)

Their house is in the quantum
Where people go to blow em
They can really make a chasm
The Atoms family

(snap, snap)

Heat
Complete
Delete

(snap, snap)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not big on Halloween festivities, but I can appreciate a clever costume when I see one. This one is amazing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

maga hat and a ventilator tube hanging out the mouth was one of my favorites during covid

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Nice costumes, but a bohr-ing model none the less.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I like to think this is what they dressed up as for Halloween

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I see...

4 electrons for him...

5 electrons for her?

It looks like it's probably 6 electrons and 6 electrons?

So they could be oxygen (O), sulfur (S), selenium (Se), tellurium (Te), and polonium (Po)?

They're an O2 molecule.

I hope they dressed their little baby up as an oxygen then dressed up as hydrogen molecules.

https://periodictable.com/Properties/A/ElectronShellConfiguration.v.html

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Auf zum Atem!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Marie and Pierre Courie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Before the radiation poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Have I mentioned that I love pun mashup costumes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

You need to check out the Bob's Burgers Halloween costumes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You know 2 drinks in those electron rings are coming off

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Right, that spooky time of year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's an old photo…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

...but it checks out.