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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Looking at her and then looking at him

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

All I want is a goth scientist GF 😤

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had the same thought. Went to try to find more of them. I think gomez just wasn't his best look but she is a smokeshow for sure.

https://imgur.com/gallery/c134aTM

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He married that hottie and they have a kid now. Man I went a little too deep on that one. Sorry for creepin yall.

https://www.reddit.com/r/woodworking/s/GahbicBHSp

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

all I know I'm never sharing an image online again.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's honestly better that you don't lol. I can even tell you where that guy lives.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

This you? lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Sherlock Holmes over here.

You should use your skills to teach people a out sharing data online.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

are you funny?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, but not confident 😞

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fake it till you make it! It's a real thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"Confidence is realising other people's opinions don't matter."

He stated confidently.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fucking nerds.
I bet they even love each other like the Adams.

I hope they accidentally bang so intensely it causes a fusion reaction.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Niels Bohr furiously masturbating in the corner

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The love triangle we want

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Less jpegified version

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can I get a more jpegified version?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Sure.

a version of the advice image with very heavy jpg artifacts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

i find it interesting that the black straps that are pretty hard to see in the original are easier to discern in this jpegified version. Compression algorithms were created by some very smart people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Perfection.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Needs more jpeg

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

is this fine?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It is.... Adequate

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

They're creepy, made of electrons
Mysterious flying protons
They're all together neutrons
The Atoms family

(snap, snap)

Their house is in the quantum
Where people go to blow em
They can really make a chasm
The Atoms family

(snap, snap)

Heat
Complete
Delete

(snap, snap)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not big on Halloween festivities, but I can appreciate a clever costume when I see one. This one is amazing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

maga hat and a ventilator tube hanging out the mouth was one of my favorites during covid

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Nice costumes, but a bohr-ing model none the less.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I like to think this is what they dressed up as for Halloween

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I see...

4 electrons for him...

5 electrons for her?

It looks like it's probably 6 electrons and 6 electrons?

So they could be oxygen (O), sulfur (S), selenium (Se), tellurium (Te), and polonium (Po)?

They're an O2 molecule.

I hope they dressed their little baby up as an oxygen then dressed up as hydrogen molecules.

https://periodictable.com/Properties/A/ElectronShellConfiguration.v.html

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Auf zum Atem!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Marie and Pierre Courie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Before the radiation poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have I mentioned that I love pun mashup costumes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You need to check out the Bob's Burgers Halloween costumes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You know 2 drinks in those electron rings are coming off

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Right, that spooky time of year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's an old photo…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

...but it checks out.