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Big Ol' Beavers (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Justin Beaver

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Omg. It's the Beavles!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rooftop concert!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Don't mention "the incident"!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

The one from Beavers and Butthead?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Anything but metric!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Bi(e)ber" is German for "Beaver"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Bieber for scale

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.

But I think that says "average human" and not "average height".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bóbr kurwa!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

THAT is a kurwing bober

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

And shall again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Next the beavers will be saying that they're bigger than Jesus Christ.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

which one did Winona have?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They were going to say "bigger than Jesus" but it was deemed too controversial.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Bigger than wrestling!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

This reads like a No Such Thing As A Fish fact

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Bigger != taller explicitly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Thank god they didn't use metric, I wouldn't have understood

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

This one's actually funny though, Bieber is beaver in German

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tired metric joke

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago

And we’ll stop doing it when the Americans catch up. It’s for their own good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

But could they sing as good as him? Scientists say probably.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Why is the beaver smaller than Bieber?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Global Scientific Survey Deploys Giant Autonomous Vaginas to Assess the Planetary Situation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Dam, Justin ‘bout to find out.