Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.
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HOW DO THEY MAKE CHANGE?
Seems like something else should come before you discover visa...
Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.
Priceless
Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grass and gas also accepted
This is highly flattering.
It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.
People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.
there is a reason the industry term is "human resources"
They probably mean your kidneys
They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol
Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3
Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?
Ok it's clever
Looks like human trafficking's back on the menu, boys!
No Amex?
Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay
They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.
Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)
I think most people just call it employment
What else do you expect from a business called Open D
Inflation is getting really out of hand...
Back entrance only
Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.
What if you're already gay?
You turn lesbian.
Mm, tender.
(legal tender)
Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would've understood.
*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.
How many twinks to a bear?
As many as he can carry.
Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.
"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."
"Inflation again??"
Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.
Good intentions, easily taken wrong.
Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!
..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.
Eat the rich.
They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.
OpenMouthKisses
First black, now gay, what next? USA wake up until it's too late
I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.
How much am I worth?
Best I can do is a 50 inch oled TV and a grilled cheese sandwich.
Legal and tender.