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[–] [email protected] 1 points 37 minutes ago

magnets can save you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

What's up with this title?? Dropping something small and not finding it again is probably as close to a universal experience as possible

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Only few will understand what's up with this title...

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 hours ago

skill issue

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

if it drops anywhere within 20ft of a low platform with as little as an inch gap beneath it, thats where it went. and you have to use a broom stick or similar to reach it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

skill issue

[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Never seen again... Until you step on it barefoot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I had never seen a comment that is as painful as your comment😢.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

This is why I always kept my cat around when I was working on stuff. He'd track the dropped screws for me. Of course he'd also occasionally jump onto the table and fuck up whatever I was working on but there's pros and cons to anything.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Newton's fourth law of motion states: "A small screw in an observed state will never dissappear." So, just keep your eye on it when you drop it and you'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

If you watch it then it will always continue to roll or bounce until it lands somewhere inaccessible.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

then its like 'eh....3 screws is good enough'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Who needs all of the screws for their brake calipers anyways?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

Pro tip: When you drop a small thing quickly look down. Takes practice because you have to do it so fast, has to be a reflex.

You'll often catch it on the bounce, and in any case, your ears are also pointed the right way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

I use a yoga mat as silly as it sounds. I place it under my feet. When things drop on the yoga mat, which is neon green colored, three things:

  1. Yoga mats have no bounce in them.
  2. Tiny ridges on it prevent screws from rolling around into oblivion.
  3. High contrast with the screw - I instantly see the screw.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Alternate option, get on the floor and look across where it probably is.

That’s how I usually find it.

Apparently if you are smart or clean regularly, you can just like… go buy some pantyhose for a dollar, and put a leg over the vacuum tube and just suck all the shit into it, typically including any screws. If you don’t clean regularly, you’ll be disgusted, but you’ll probably find the dumb screw.

As a bonus if you really wanna be lazy, you can put the hoes in the tube somewhere upstream of the main intake, so you can vacuum as normal and still catch the thing you lost.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

Quickly look down, but don't look around, keep your vision still. Then the bouncing crew's movement will be easier to catch and you'll at least be able to get a sense of direction. It's been working really well for me and makes me feel like a super hero when I can find the dropped screw

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

As an ex computer tech, this is the way.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

lay a flashlight on the ground aimed to where the thing fell, look for a shadow

[–] [email protected] 20 points 15 hours ago

“Holy shit I really need to vacuum this room.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

one of my buddies dropped his sauren vape (is that how its spelled?) and it quite literally got grabbed by the nicotine elves and was never seen again. even after moving therefore nothing that could be blocking its sight he still didnt find it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

sauren vape (is that how its spelled?)

Sauron, the Dark Lord?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

The Saruman Vape

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I made the mistake of having those color chips on my epoxy garage floor. Looks nice. Can't see anything. Perfect camouflage for small dropped parts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I dropped a fry 2 months ago and I still can't find the damn thing. People joke about alternate dimensions but I'm starting to think it's real.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

My cat keeps playing with a cable tie. I see him playing with it, then 30 seconds later it's gone and I don't see it again for about 3 weeks and then suddenly he's playing with it again.

He appears to be able to extract things from the alternate dimension.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Dropped a fry, as in the potato based food?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

That's the one

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

i don't even bother looking for those anymore. If i drop something tiny i just assume it slipped through the cracks in reality and will re-emerge at a random point in time, past or future

[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

I got one of those powerful rare earth magnets, so my lost screw percentage is way down, from 99% lost to only about 95% lost now!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I have two, one on a telescoping stick and one on a chain

They are never on me when I need them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

And once you get up to fetch it, the screw makes a run for it.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

*until it returns at ð exact moment your shoe is about to land on ð spot it vanished from specifically to attempt to assassinate you þrough ð soul of your foot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)
  1. If you have a magnet, use that to find the screw
  2. If you don't have a magnet, buy one immediately for the future, and then proceed to step 3
  3. Look for it with your peripheral vision, which is better at spotting deviations to terrain and shapes than your primary vision. I don't remember the exact reason, but it has something to do with being able to spot predators out of the corner of our eyes.
[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
  1. Use a flashlight pointed parallel to the floor. The shadow cast by the screw will look bigger than the screw itself.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

That's a good idea on a flat floor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Or put pantyhose over the end of a vacuum wand, then vacuum the area you dropped it on. The vacuum will find the screw and the pantyhose will prevent the vacuum from ingesting it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Drop another in the same spot and watch where it goes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Great, now I've lost two screws. Any more ideas?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Do you happen to have 3 screws?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

the one remaining screw, a long zip-tie, some electrical tape, and two new cuss words later...

"all done. good as new!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Our feet evolved to provide the perfect angle for dropped objects to bounce in a quasi 90° angle and go hide themselves under whatever table/desk we were working in front of.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

I dropped the SCREW in the TUNA

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Me and my friends call it the dice dimension.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

I wonder if that's also where my socks end up, or if that's a parallel dimension.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I recently dropped a bearing and it rolled under my oven. Yeah that thing is fuckin gone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

I always wondered how they optimized the simulation. Turns out, it was screws all along.

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