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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I started lucid dreaming when I was about 8 years old. This was before google, and when I asked my parents about it, they had no idea what I was talking about. So I didn’t know what exactly was happening, but I did know it was super gay to be conscious while sleeping, so I spent a few weeks figuring out how to forget I was dreaming. I eventually succeeded, but ever since I’ve had the ability to think “Oh, this is a nightmare, I need to wake up.” and open my eyes, wide awake.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

You'll know you're in trouble if you're arguing and he stares blankly and starts jabbing his finger at the air.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I had sleep paralysis three times in my 43 years. It feels like someone is in the room and you try to scream but nothing comes out. You just have to force yourself back to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Good that you can but the severity of this condition varies and some people are not able to do this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

I usually quit by dying.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

My newest objective is to lessen to the background people and write as much of their conversations down as i can. As soon as I'm lucid I stop and start to lessen. Depending on where I am I turn and get as close as I can to people. I've yet to succeed but I got the idea from someone who said it's one of the biggest trips.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

For some reason, almost all my dreams are lucid, which means I know I'm in a dream. They're stupid, nonsensical, and usually have people I knew, but have not seen, or thought about in a long time. Occasionally I have a vivid one, which means it seems real. You all know this, just stating it for those who may not know what that means.

Most of my vivid dreams are me trying to find something, or someone in some urban environment, with a sense of urgency. Just me searching for something, someone, or trying to get to some undefined place. Sometimes there are other people, sometimes not, but they never end up helping in my search.

In one of the most vivid memorable ones, it was night, and I was outside of a motel, looking into one of the rooms that had glass walls facing outside. The lights in the room were off, but there were blue, purple, and pink neon business advertisement marquee lights behind me, faintly illuminating the room. I could see living room style furniture, a bar, stools, etc.

I walked around to the side of the building, there was a 2 lane highway, that stretched straight ahead as far as I could see, with multiple hills. Along the both sides of the highway, there were buildings, that were illuminated with typical white highway lights, but the dominant light was blue, purple, and pink neon marquee signs. The entire night sky was illuminated with them.

That one is burned into my memory, it was so vivid, and real. It probably represents loneliness. I'm sure it does.

Feel free to TL;DR.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

He has joined the Khala.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

I'm trying this right now but it doesn't work. Am I not asleep? Is this shitty life real?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Title made me lose the game.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Damnit, I lost as well.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Let’s get you back to bed, gramps

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

"I was Zerg Champion of Bumfuck, '97, you little ingrate! My CPAP mask needs to be cleaned..."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

I remember in middle school I'd always come home with the worst headaches but then I'd just imagine what I did today and select what's important and what's not as if they were files in file manager and drag what I didn't think was important to the recycling bin. It worked too

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

One day, he's going to try to log out, and the logout button will be missing.

Then the only way he'll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream. But if he dies in the dream, he dies in real life.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Then the only way he'll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream

Cheating in a duel against the game master in floor 75*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

so basically real life

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would subscribe to your newsletter

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

You can also look for sword art online

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

You can look for sword art anywhere. I guarantee the library has some books.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

you can listen for a glopping noise

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago

I mean i just have to kill myself and hope it's really just a dream. I would like a quit menu

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago

Computer! Arch.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (12 children)

I just don’t dream… anything. I remember having dreams as a kid, and I remember what it felt like waking up, knowing I’d had a dream, but forgetting it. But anymore, I just don’t have any dreams anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

You might have got sleep apnoea. If you also happen to not really feel rested in the morning. I know people that haven't had it diagnosed for decades and it turned their life around and they also finally dreamed again. As a "byproduct" of not nearly dying every night, but resting.

IF there is a pathological reason. Can also just be you don't stand up shortly after your last REM-sleep and go into deep or light again. Might wanna just check with some smartwatch or just an alarm mid-sleep to check if you then remember stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Off on a tangent, but I dated a woman who had sleep apnea, and wore the CPAP mask at night.

In the morning, because of being pumped full of air all night, she would fart the most deepest, longest, most glorious farts for like 2 or 3 minutes straight. We would just laugh, and laugh...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Wut? 😂 Never heard of such a correlation, but it's surely funny

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

You probably have dreams but are not aware because you do not wake up during a dream anymore. Maybe your sleep habits changed. You can remember dreaming only if you wake up during REM sleep. I know it is not possible probably, but if you have someone watch you while you are sleeping and wake you up a few seconds after they see your eyes moving, you'd probably remember your dream.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

happy 10 year anniversary to this ~~tweet~~ toot

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