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submitted 9 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 27 minutes ago

I mean in his defense... This is an onion article after all. It's only mostly believable.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

To be clear, he doesn't want to marry his daughter. He wants to fuck her.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 minutes ago

Great, now he and I have something in common.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

don't tell him about prima nocta....NO PRIMA NOCTA!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

Had me for a second until I realized that he wouldn't know 18th-century law.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Terrible attempt at satire, completely unbelievable.

Why would Trump ever worry about the law?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Wow, this onion went down way too easily. I was fully ready to believe it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Sometimes we eat the onion long before it arrives.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 hours ago

This is the first time I actually did a double take at an onion article lol. It got me good too.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Does she know? :o

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Shh, don't spoil the surprise!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 hours ago

It's an 18th century law. Her knowing is irrelevant to him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

wow, almost had me again!