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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Does she know? :o

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Shh, don't spoil the surprise!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago

It's an 18th century law. Her knowing is irrelevant to him.