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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

It would be a better world.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

You wake up 8 hours later

"Meter's runnin, that'll be $11,245.05"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

And that's the taxi driver's debt collection agency the next day:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I always forget that DeNiro wasn't born fat and old

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

DeNiro was a real badass when he was younger. But when he was younger was 60 years ago, so unless you're a film buff, you won't have seen most of his movies from his younger years.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Slightly open your eyes ... pull up the comforter even tighter and go back to sleep like a fresh toasty warm cinnamon bun.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 hours ago

Decades ago I got really drunk at an undergrad "pirate party" drinking way too much rum too quickly. I don't have many memories of my trip home, but I remember a lucid moment when I passed the cabbie an extra $20 and said: please make sure I make it inside.

I woke up the next morning naked in my bed, somewhat alarmed. But rather than turning out badly, I discovered that I had stripped out of my puke-covered clothes after entering my apartment, leaving the pile behind the front door (in such a way that only I could have come through the door). I guess drunk me was trying not to spread the puke.

Thanks cabbie. And I hope I didn't puke on you.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

As full grown adults .... most of us still feel this way and in an unjudgemental world, we probably wouldn't mind a service like this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

You just need to ask your Uber driver.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 hours ago

Meals on wheels excepts it’s grandmas delivering home cooked meals and tucking you in.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't want to be put in some Taxi driver's bed!... And he's kissing me? No thanks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago

I'm so starved for physical affection I'd go for it