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Looks like an old solarized loofah. Here's a new loofah for comparison:
Notice how nicely attached the hairs are? Much unlike the Trump look.
What is this spaghetti cucumber looking alien snack?!
Who is dis doin' this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?
That's the ex-president. The loofah shown below in lemon slices is a plant. You grow it from seeds and it eventually flowers and fruits. The fruit contains this naturally occuring sponge. Just let it dry and remove the seeds. It's proof that aliens visited us when we had no soap or loofahs.
just like the pyramids huh.
You still definitely not want to pick up a soap bar or loofahs in an alien 👽 prison. Remember that.
Watching his Bloomberg interview it looks like his eyes are trying to escape his face. If it was my job to interview this pos I'd try to make him walk off stage after the first question. Which would be, "tell us about your make up routine and why you think it's so essential."
Follow up, "I have a list of questions that appear on your cherished cognitive test. Since you're so clearly proud of passing these exams would you like to demonstrate your acuity for the viewers at home?"
"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
die already devil mutt
I know candid HD photography isn’t complimentary to a lot of people, but holy shit he looks like a fucking zombie.
That's pretty much what he is. That fucker is kept going by nothing but malice.
Maybe if they actually used mortuary cosmetics on him he might look more lifelike.
Like Frank in the "Frank's Little Beauties" episode. He just needs a song about not diddling kids.
There's no doubt that he would.
The makeup would at least be competently applied, and I've got to assume less fluorescent with none of the screaming contrast against the sickly transparent, veiny white skin of an octogenarian fuelled by hamberders, covefe, and hate - particularly for kamabla.
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"Is he ok?"
Geez, I hope not. I hope he feels as miserable as he makes others feel.
I hope he lives long enough to lose the election fair and square.
He can live forever, I'd be ok with that. Drooling and shitting himself, locked in his own rotting shell of a body.
He's starting to lose his (orange) glow it seems.
You try putting makeup on a ghost.
Trump is sundowning, many people are saying it
"Big strong person, woman, man, camera come up to me with tears in their eyes saying 'Mr Trump... You shit your pants and stare off into space humming Ave Maria in a creepy and disconnect way like only the greatest of leaders couls ever dream of! No one could lead this country like you, sir!'"
I mean, he's up across the board in all the swing state polls. When you are up on points and are looking to run out the clock, you run prevent defense. Its the same reason he's not going to take another debate; that would help Harris. Reduce surface area, reduce exposure, don't give opportunities for mistakes.
No, he isn't up in all the swing state polls. Only in some of them. It took me less than five minutes to find that you were wrong, because of course you were wrong. There are many polls out there, and you tried to claim that they all showed one thing, when of course they didn't.
(If you want to argue that your preferred polls show something, you can make that argument. And we could debate the reliability of those particular polls. At least then we could start with facts and disagree about how to interpret them.)
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Holy shit he looks decrepit
His tan can only go so far I guess
It doesn't even go far enough to reach his ears most of the time. Just an orange smear ending after his cheeks.
He’s got kinda chipmunk teeth and the splotchy makeup just isn’t doing him any favors.
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