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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH die

EDIT: the video makes it so much worse https://news.grabien.com/story/amy-klobuchar-picture-this-bernie-sanders-and-dick-cheney-together-hol

The audience fucking loved it. Their cackles will haunt my dreams. The utter jackals.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I take great joy in imagining how much bernie loathed reading this headline.

Have fun with your new friends.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

The rise and brat fall of the Kamala campaign

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Just gleefully reminding us that they're all on one big team and it ain't ours.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

This is the kind of vacuous bullshit I would expect to hear at a high school student government meeting

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jesus fucking christ, that's an actual quote. I thought this was an Onion or fakenews post and was like "hehe, that's a bit too silly, though."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

DEEPLY.

FUCKING.

UNSERIOUS.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I love jezz

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Hell is empty and all the devils are here. My heroes are dead and my enemies are in power. kind-vladimir-ilyich

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Just execute me already.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Healthcare pls.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tbf we have the disadvantage of reading this. Anyone in the UWEC audience zoned out the moment she said “brat” and immediately started thinking of grilling.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

TBF brats really are delicious and it’s not my fault I’m thinking of grillman getting the Weber out and firing it up.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does me wanting to see that make me a sadist?

Would basically prove social fascism correct.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want the final humiliation of Sanders and the emoji. It's going to be what I post in response to any social fascist whining about electoralism. His 2020 humiliation still allowed him to hang on to relevancy he doesn't deserve and this might fracture his radlib base.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

making me think of the Aamon Animations video where Bernie kneels before Biden

2024: Our Final Battle

I hope Aamon does another release before the election

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

I want it to happen badly, and I hope Bernie focus groups a bunch of leftists and takes it very seriously

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Wong comm, Badposting is that wa...

kermit-pain

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

:hide-post:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Charli I love you but saying Kamala is Brat has had disastrous consequences on the human race.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Klobuchar is like Vergil, but instead of summoned swords she summoned spinning flying staplers around her as AOE damage

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Also honey instead of whatever else he does

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

this is the kind of thing somebody here would shitpost as a joke, and there she is just saying it

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