this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Never forget that during the George Floyd protests, Seattle activists were all over social media saying, "Don't follow Antifa, no one knows who these people are, they're likely all cops" right before they became a household name and right wing bugbear.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Of course we have cards. Duh. How else are you going to claim your payout from George Soros for undermining everything that is good and holy? BTW, does taking part in the orgy after the riot count as work time?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sorry thats an off the clock social activity. But if you don't show up then you aren't a team player and won't be considered for promotions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Bro, talk to Brenda and set up direct deposit. It's so much easier.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thanks I am now the 𝔓𝔬𝔭𝔢

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

A Pope, don't go around trying to step in the toes of any other Popes and Momes out there

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Watch out I saw the antipope running loose

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if you print it and keep it in your wallet

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you plan on bringing it to Germany, you have to print and laminate it. Nothing is valid unless laminated here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tis why the holy Roman Empire fizzled. Lack of lamination.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

To be fair, it's pretty hard to laminate a chiseled marble slab that one has to carry around as ID.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aw man I had one of these for ages.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

you can still order them from their website I think

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

god I hate cops

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Silly police man.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like a scene out of the Dragnet movie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I was thinking Cheech and Chong:

"Hardhat to base."

"Hey, go ahead, officer Lardass."

"No, it's hardhat. Hard. Hat."

"Copy that, officer Lardass."