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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There was a board game cafe I used to go to and in their bathroom there was a toilet out in the open near the sinks (as well as regular stalls). Someone eventually asked and apparently the place used to be a nightclub and it was for people to throw up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

They had just a toilet and not a Papst? How mundane.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Defecation of the Ancients

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Counter streak 2

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As someone who has been to a few different prisons (past opiate addict) I have shit in all three scenarios with full stations.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

I don't think there are any winners in that case.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Nightmare. And presumably you can't even scroll on your phone. You gotta make small talk with your fellow defacators

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

No one made the "pee v pee" joke yet?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I literally have nightmares about all of these scenarios.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Pro leagues are shiting diamonds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s fun to hold hands there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I'll wipe your ass if you wipe mine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

pve

Actually if it's player-vs-environment this one is probably better:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

And often those were truly PvE, especially when the wolves were attacking.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Does this count?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Sometimes I wonder what architects are thinking designing bathrooms.

I guess architects are all romcom characters who live in a world that isn't quite like ours, where big loud creepiness works with women and you can walk into a bar and order "a beer."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

"No dad, that Chipotle yesterday was a mistake, it was even half cooked. Why is this place called a restroom when you're struggling for your life?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

No one’s winning that game.