Anyone that unironically says, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best," is waving their red flag at you.

I like that people come with saftey warnings now.

Tattoo artist friend of mine calls these "ribliographies". I rather enjoy that term.

Thank God someone stepped in and started putting warning labels on these things.

I bet her best isn't even that good

If you can't handle me when I'm broke, you don't deserve me when I have 60€.

Ah yes, the white trash pledge.

Just a reminder, graffiti is not just for walls and train cars. Human bodies and your whole decor aesthetic are also options. Just in case you forget to "live, laugh, love".

Shout-out to Marilyn Monroe

Their best is a burnt bagel with not enough cream cheese, on which they can take no criticism. Their worst is them stabbing you with a broken bottle because you caught them cheating on you with your dad.

Everything else aside, I just got a large rib tattoo and I almost had to tap out after 2.5hrs, this is impressively large unless their artist is a speed demon.

I am selfish, impatient and slightly flabby, as you can see. If you don't like art drawn on a canvas that's like an uncooked doughnut, you don't deserve me after a three month meth bender when this text has shrunk to the size of a classified advert.