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[-] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

According to the theory of quantum immortality, everyone gets their own main-character timeline.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Karen: “I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER!”

Manager: “But not in this timeline, ma’am.”

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Also, in most timelines you’re dead or never existed.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's the best part, you have way more timelines where you aren't the MC so there's basically a 0% chance you're in one now.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Quantum immortality is just solopsism, with the added twist of watching all your loved ones die

Hard pass

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Great.

So how do I get there?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

would tell you, but don't want you to be greeted by quite literally infinite versions of you

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Or an extra who's so inconsequential that the writers haven't bothered to give you a story arc.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I'd personally like to believe that I'm preparing to be the wise mentor for a younger hero.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

very much same. These tend to be the most interesting types of people.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Aww man, that means you're basically guaranteed to be killed by the villain, giving the hero an impetus to fight.

At least you'll give them a final nugget of wisdom with your last breath that will help the hero in a moment of crisis.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I'll continue to guide them from the spirit realm 👻

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

A main character, this is an ensemble cast. Just don't let the red shirts know...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

It’s an MMORPG, we’re all the main characters.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Spoken like a side character. The real question tho is are you a krillin or a yamcha?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

SENSU BEAN!

(I mean, Krillin FUCKS)

No one wants to be Yamcha....

Well... Early Yamcha. Hmm

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"Hey, krillin, Iiiiii sensu have a problem..." "Gggrrrrgrggrgruggle"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Too bad my life is a horror story.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Empirically, I'm immortal.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

me walking around the workshop with the new apprentice:

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