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Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones accused Vice President Kamala Harris of having the ability to control hurricanes through so-called "weather weapons."

Jones kicked off his Tuesday broadcast by promising to explain how he knew the government could control the weather.

"I'm going to be covering today, and I've sent the crew over 20 clips, and I've got over a hundred documents right here," he explained. "I'm gonna do a big presentation for everybody on what's really going on with weather weapons."

Jones claimed to have interviews and government documents that would prove his point.

"Then we have the bold headlines that I put up on X that the Kamala Harris, you know, the Biden-Harris administration is in control of this hurricane," he said of Hurricane Milton.

"So they have the power certified easily with just five or six big aircraft," he opined. "And that's the old technology, not the lasers that are all certified and the Doppler radar. They also have on ships and in large oil drilling platforms that they've launched. They could totally just make this thing stop and dump the water in the ocean."

Jones insisted that the technology to control hurricanes was used before the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

"And on 9/11, the hurricane was gonna hit," he asserted. "Remember in 2001, but that meteorologists never saw anything like it. It just turned away from the coast went away because that was gonna get in the way of some of the stuff the deep state was up to."

Scientists have said it is currently impossible to control weather events like Hurricane Milton.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Here’s the thing… If we can control the weather so easily, why can’t the Republicans? Have they not figured it out yet? I don’t want to vote for someone who can’t even destroy Florida on a whim with a few clouds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

it's the whole secrete society Illuminati thing.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Didnt this guy just get bankrupted?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

If Trump can be convicted for his actions and still get more money and still run for president, Alex Jones can lose lawsuit after lawsuit from being a total fucking moron and still be a total fucking moron.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Yep, fuck you Jones and hope you make a lot of money's for the sandy hook parents

See legal eagle on YouTube for more info

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Not a conspiracy theorist but a scam artist.

Pretty sure he doesn't believe those lies, he's just scamming the poor bastards that do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

That's what he said, under oath, during his divorce.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I listen to Knowledge Fight and they find him in his lies regarding his beliefs all the time. It's an act.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

Isn't he supposed to be liquidating his equipment and not using it to get into more trouble. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That any double digit percent is falling for this bullshit is a sad commentary of the state of the world today. And I'm not singling Americans out because there are plenty of idiots on the other side of the ocean as well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

can confirm (source: am on the other side of the ocean and certified idiot). But this is beyond even my level of idiocy. The part on 9/11 is really the icing on this shit cake: he manages to pit two conspiracies against each other:

  • hey man, what are you doing with that hurricane? Today we are doing the "flying airplanes into towers" one, remember?
  • oh shit sorry, totally forgot that one! No worries, I'm just turning this thing off before it hits the coast
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Please. Let's not post conspiracy theories in the news channel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Wasn't this motherfuckers show broken up and to be sold to pay the billions he owes? How is this asshole still allowed to go on the air and spew this bullshit?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

well, but it is news that Alex Jones is at it again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Unfortunately, what he says is influential because idiots, and it affects the rest of the world because US elections.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why is this even in the news? This is the same kind of dumb shit that would get talked about on AM radio stations and other conspiracy theory circles that nobody paid any attention to because of how completely stupid it sounded to a rational person. Can we stop giving these people any attention?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They create an enemy other that must be incredibly powerful but also pitifully weak. Wildly intelligent yet also fundamentally stupid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Jones and his ilk believe that they're fighting the literal devil who is using demons in the guise of democrats to plunge the earth into a hell scape of suffering and torment.

That is actually, 100%, bona fide what they believe. Once you're fighting lucifer himself, why would it be out of the realm of possibility for the prince of lies to have a weather control device?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Jeez, this guy is like Rush Limbaugh on meth.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Big question: So when they're in control of the weather, why not send hurricanes to Ukraine/Russia instead. Or China? Or Iran? Or Irak? Or Gaza? Or ...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Cause the machine sits in Guantanamo Bay due to a deal Biden made with Fidel Castro's ghost.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Why not lock down the midwestern vote by ensuring perfect weather for all the farmers?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Well this is an unexpected turn to climate change denial.

I guess the “it’s real but it’s too late” is not as useful as “it’s real and ifs caused by [inset scapegoat]”

Really didn’t see this coming, which shows how satire can’t hold a candle to the stupidity of reality.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Where are these assholes getting all these ideas about "weather weapons?" Oh, wait...

Trump Kept Asking if China Was Shooting Us With a ‘Hurricane Gun’

Near the beginning of Donald Trump’s time in office, the then-president had a pressing question for his national-security aides and administration officials: Does China have the secret technology — a weapon, even — to create large, man-made hurricanes and then launch them at the United States? And if so, would this constitute an act of war by a foreign power, and could the U.S. retaliate militarily? Then-President Trump repeatedly asked about this, according to two former senior administration officials and a third person briefed on the matter.

“It was almost too stupid for words,” said a former Trump official intimately familiar with the then-sitting president’s inquiry. “I did not get the sense he was joking at all.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hypothetically, if China did have a hurricane gun, what benefit does it give them to constantly shoot it at the US? America is one of China's biggest trade partners. It is highly counterproductive for them to do it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

I'm sorry, but this is a logic-free zone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

If dems could control weather why wouldn’t they use it for the benefit of States they favored, like maybe ending the drought in California or putting out the wildfires there or in the PNW?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For those who don't know, completely unfiltered Alex Jones fits almost seamlessly into the 40k universe and that's bonkers.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhe77z_zTzRY-bmtKMydUF0eoWbGz_cCM&si=j-B2oBobkDcMeYNm

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That was- I cannot convey just how insane that was using spoken language. I think I'd need to smash a watermelon, aim a sandblaster filled with crushed seashells and desiccated termites at it, start blasting and let my intuition do its thing until something resembling art was produced. Possibly while doing interpretive dance and making primal guttural grunting noises. That would get me pretty darn close to properly communicate my thoughts on what I saw. Thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

They let the VP control the weather? I missed that part on the AP Government exam.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Isn't his ass supposed to be broke?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

GOP Talking Head: The Democrats are pushing the point that we are allowing climate change to make storms worse and a large part of our base are getting affected by the storms. What do we do?

AJ: We blame them for the storms.

GTH: Nobody's going to believe that!

AJ: Have you met your base?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Boy this dude’s gonna be pissed when all his livestream equipment gets auctioned off in that firesale to pay his legal expenses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Most likely his dad will buy it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

His dad’s a billionaire? I did not know that!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

I recommend listening to Knowlege Fight. They critique Info Wars episodes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah yeah go cry some more big stupid crocodile tears about it, ya whiny bitch.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You need the energy equivalent of thousands of nuclear weapons to fuel even a mild hurricane. It would be pretty notable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

So say the "experts" and "scientists" /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I heard Alex Jones got gonorrhea from giving a vocal member of the House of Representatives a blow job.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

For anyone confused where these ideas originated from, I found out some articles from NOAA stuff like these:

Can human intervention diminish the force of a hurricane? From the mid-1960s through the early 1980s NOAA actively pursued Project STORMFURY, a program of experimental hurricane modification

https://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/hrd_sub/modification.html

And I think in Wikipedia there were statement about using laser to warm the water a few degrees to pervent storms from forming..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I thought one of the main drivers of these storms WAS warm water? How would adding more energy into the system lessen the storm?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Destro! The weather dominator was supposed to be completed months ago!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Kind of makes sense. The Republicans are the idiots refusing to evacuate or eating disinformation so I imagine a lot of red states are going to be a little more blue by the end of this.

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